Jokes about net worms?

A farmer's father saw the word "net worm" in his son's letter and felt fresh. He wanted to broaden his horizons and immediately wrote back: "Son, your father has only seen ladybugs, locusts and cabbage worms in his life, but he doesn't know what this' net worm' looks like. After reading the letter, be sure to take a man and a woman home. If you can't live, die. "

★ Confucius said, "It's not bad that you can surf the Internet if you have a network." ? Isn't it a pleasure to receive emails from afar? People don't talk and don't care, aren't they gentlemen? "

★ Confucius said, "You can learn new things by chatting, and you can be a shrimp."

★ Confucius said: "It is useless to talk online, and it is dangerous not to talk down."

★ Confucius said: "Speed is life and time is money."

★ Zi Gong asked: "Why is prawn called' shrimp'?" Confucius said, "Smart, competent and sociable.

, contempt for internet fees, known as' shrimp' also. "

★ Yuan Gong asked, "Which disciple is Haowang?" Confucius said, "Those who have Yan Hui are eager to learn, and they don't talk or pour. Unfortunately, I died short-lived, my homework was too heavy, and the exam was too enjoyable. "

★ Yuan Gong asked, "Which disciple is Haowang?" Confucius said, "He who has Yan Hui has a good net. They don't eat or sleep at night. Unfortunately, it is short-lived, the network speed is too slow, and the network fee is too expensive. "

★ Confucius said: "Knowing the Internet is not as good as being good at it, and being good at it is not as good as being happy with it."

★ Confucius said: "Why bother to reply silently, never tire of chatting or playing?"

★ I am in Qi Wenshao, and I don't know the taste of meat in March. He said, "I surf the Internet every day."

★ Confucius said: "Add me a few dollars and you can register online and upgrade for free." ((* * Enjoy the software)

★ Confucius said: "I was not born to know the internet, so I can ask for OICQ quickly."

★ Confucius said: "Three people must have prawns when surfing the Internet; Choose good and learn, but not good and black. "

★ Confucius said, "Surfing is magnanimous and money is long."

★ Zi said in Sichuan: "The deceased spent so much time online, staying up all night."

★ Confucius said: "The three armies can win the position of commander, but the net worm can't win the speed."

★ Confucius said: "When a person is not online, there will be immediate worries."

★ Confucius said: "Shrimp is called shrimp without pride."

★ Confucius said: "I eat food every day, day and night, and use the net; Not fast, not as good as the following. "

★ Confucius said: "The Tao is different, so you can't talk about it."