A funny joke.

1. I didn't know what I liked at first, but I need VIP after listening to it again.

2. Others don't eat in anger, and I eat two bowls of rice in anger.

I insist on doing sit-ups every day and one at night. Get up in the morning.

I checked the dictionary today and found that there is no word with the same pronunciation as "fate". It turns out that there is really only one fate, and Chinese characters are profound and profound.

5. If you want sweet love, if you really don't have it, it's ok to be spoiled.

6. toss a coin. If it sticks to the ceiling, you won't eat midnight snack.

7. Others lose weight by not eating snacks and exercising regularly. My weight loss is "Hello, a cup of milk tea, less sugar"!

8. When I was a child, I lived in the countryside and walked to school for more than an hour every day. Now working in the city, I have to take the bus for more than an hour every day. I have to say that the times are developing, the technology is progressing, and the dream is still far away. You and I still need to work hard!

9. Some people like lonely places, but they have no money to go out to play.

10. Thanks to the glory of the king for adding some life to my ordinary life.

1 1. Do you think ordinary dogs will think the police are coming when they see police dogs?

12. Even if my fate is unfair and there are many obstacles, I will definitely get up where I fell. As long as I persist, those who laugh at me will be laughed to death by me sooner or later.

13. I am a girl with no money, no activity and no boyfriend.

14. Do I have to learn electric welding to make your eyes shine?

15. I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold in my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.

16. Can you teach me to swear? Every time I swear, I feel embarrassed, clench my fist and blush. Finally, I can only whisper: you are dead!

17. Life is short and I'm fucking lazy.

18. Online dating was cheated for fifteen yuan, and I stopped loving it.

19. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

20. If you don't like my temper, you can find a loophole.

2 1. Love is not my whole life, but my work is.

22. The old horse is bent on a thousand miles, sweeping away hunger and being himself.

23. You don't like my circle of friends. What do you like, close your eyes for a while?

24. I am speechless about TV series. Whenever two people whisper in a TV series, I get bored. Why? I paid for a membership. Is there anything I can't listen to?