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20 10 version (also known as Zhejiang version of Journey to the West)

Episode 13 Liushahe accepts disciples

The Tang Priest accepted him as a disciple and named him Pig Bajie, whose dharma name was Wuneng. The three of them bid farewell to the mansion and moved on. A river eight or nine hundred miles wide blocked the way. Just when the master and the apprentice were at a loss, a monster suddenly emerged from the water. Wukong and Bajie fought with the monster and tied. Guanyin Bodhisattva arrived in time, only to know that this demon turned out to be the god of heaven, the general of official shutter, and was demoted to the next session for breaking the jade cup on the Flat Peach Festival. Guanyin enlightened this demon to become the third disciple of Tang Priest and named him Sha Wujing. The four of them continued to move west. On the way, the master and the apprentice spent the night in a manor house. The hospitable hostess wants to take Tang Priest as her husband and marry her three daughters to Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand. Only Bajie, inspired by God, sneaked into the backyard to get married and made a lot of jokes. The mistress and three daughters were originally changed by Shan Li's mother Guanyin, Manjusri and Bodhisattva, and they came here to test the devotion of Tang Priest and his disciples to the Buddha.

20 1 1 New version of Journey to the West (Zhang Jizhong Edition)

Episode 14

Seeing that Huang Fengguai was about to die at the hands of Wukong, Xuanzang shouted: Don't hurt his life! Wukong's palm was closed in the air. Turning around, the Bodhisattva appeared and revealed that he was a Taoist mouse at the foot of Lingshan. He fled here because he stole the clear oil from the lamp and became a troublemaker. Return him to his original shape immediately and bring him back to Tathagata. The three men put the white-collar workers on a vast water surface, and Wukong looked at it. The water surface was 800 miles wide. There is a stone tablet by the river: goose feathers don't float, quicksand sinks. Suddenly, a monster with crescent shovel rushed out from the bottom of the water, and after several rounds of fighting with Bajie, he became a huge sandman. Bajie lost, and Wukong knocked the monster back into the water. Xuanzang saw the monster in the water worrying about how to cross the river. Wukong asked Bajie to lead the monster out of the water. When the monster came out, he cursed Wukong for his double Marvin, and made Wukong into a clay figurine with mud. Wukong was greatly humiliated and went to Hainan to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for help. Guanyin told him that the monster in the quicksand river turned out to be a general in the sky. Wukong made a scene in heaven, and the jade emperor was unhappy, just as the shutter general broke the jade emperor's glass lamp. The jade emperor was angry with him and was driven into the Liusha River to suffer. It is also a cause and effect planted by Wukong. Guanyin Bodhisattva sent his disciple Hui 'an to Liusha River with Wukong, and shouted to the river, "Sha Wujing, here comes the Buddhist scriptures." It turned out that he was the last one to go with him. As expected, the river demon came out to visit the master, was shaved by the magic soldiers of Bodhisattva and Baohulu, and became human. The four of them crossed the Liusha River and started a journey to learn from the scriptures. The party changed from two people to four people, and it was very lively all the way. You came to a rich mansion with one sentence. The hostess told me in her speech that her family was rich but widowed for three years and had three daughters under her knees. The mother and daughter wanted to build a mountain to recruit husbands. When they said this, they invited three daughters as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, which made Pig's mouth water. Wukong laughed and Friar Sand frowned. Xuanzang righteously refused and reprimanded the hostess, and was immediately kicked out of the door. Bajie complained outside that Master and everyone had delicious food and drinks, not just hungry, and turned back to Hua Zhai.