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Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations

Lao Luo Classic Quotations _ Luo Yonghao Classic Quotations

Introduction to Lao Luo

Lao Luo's full name is Luo Yonghao, the founder of Hammer Technology. 1972 was born in Longxian County, Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture, Jilin Province. He founded Nurburgh. Com and Lao Luo English training school, and wrote a book "My Struggle". At present, Luo Yonghao is developing a hammer mobile phone based on android deep customization operating system. 20xx On May 20th, Luo Yonghao officially released the first smart phone product Smartisan T 1.

Quotations from Lao Luo

1. Almost there!

I can't help but admire you!

Step 3 be happy and sad

4. A stranger like me

You will sweat when you lie.

6. Hard life needs no explanation!

7. This is my immature view.

8. Sorry, I'm a little excited.

9. If I meet him, I will waste him!

10. It's not easy for everyone to mix together!

1 1. This topic is insulting our wisdom.

12. There are times when you step on shit in your life.

13. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!

14. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being defeated!

15. Tell me how confused your mind is.

16. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but she thought it was saliva.

17. I have seen many such old liars in English education.

18. According to Sister Ni's idea, what should I choose for this question?

19. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?

20. You really make me angry. Oh, please!

2 1. Is it a hooligan to wear bell bottoms? It's just logical confusion!

This question is so simple that I am embarrassed to do it.

23. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live by welding!

24. Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

25. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!

26. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.

27. What is GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.

As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!

ETS is a morbid problem, and our school will solve it with abnormal ideas.

3 1. Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense! I almost fell off the platform.

The theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year is to highlight the word get-together. This is Sister Ni's logic.

33. At this time, you found a third choice that is extremely considerate. Shout! Ni Ping!

34. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

35. What does credulity mean to you? This is so stupid!

36. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals).

This topic is the most controversial topic in the history of New Oriental, but I just stood on the shoulders of giants when Teacher Luo arrived.

38. I don't think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken

39. I am a ninth-rate poet, but I can't compare with Emily Dickinson. Then what can I spell? What can I spell? They can't spell me.

40. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket. Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, this is for my grandmother (I think: who the fuck wants to eat)

Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl

42. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who seems familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!

43. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: there used to be a cherry tree in our house, and you all laughed! I won't say it if you laugh.

44. Soft muscles and pear shape What is pear shape? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!

45.why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem. Of course, I'm heterosexual.

46. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say the bitch saw pigs, cats, ducks and fish!

47. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right? We: No, Lao Luo: Tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!

48. It doesn't matter if a family has a boy and a girl. It doesn't matter if there are two girls, just two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough.

49. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.

50. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that you slow down, and the people behind you are unwilling: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .

5 1. In American graduate schools, China students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test is the first, and the first test is the first. Isn't that the collapse of American professors? He couldn't understand it at all, and sighed, Ah, the mysterious East!

When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he will usually say how about five dollars, and you will almost have a deal at a glance. Once when class was over, a student was so excited that he ran to the front and said to me, Mr. Luo, I got three dollars and eighty cents! . I think, what a pity! Piracy criminals are human beings!

Niro's classic quotations

1, I go, you go, I stop and you stop.

Immortality is a punishment, and loneliness is more terrible than death.

3, complaining unintentionally; I really can't live with you.

4. Yue Zaixian clearly replied: If you don't want to die, you won't die!

Zhang Xianzong collapsed helplessly in the shadow, thinking: She has a toothache.

6, white glass, there are some things you don't understand. As long as I remember him, he will live forever.

7. He is a pebble on the river bed, and the years pass like water, which has little to do with him.

8, wandering days, ten days and a half months, a year or so, a lifetime, not easy to mix.

9. Chu Ze smiled less: From the day you wake up, the previous years don't count!

10, Yue frankly faced him: Don't worry, I will protect you, dead or alive!

1 1, Zhang Xianzong looked at him, and his gradually stiff face showed a look of despair: I don't want to die.

12, she is like a flower in summer and snow in winter. She is useless, but because of her, the scenery is good.

13, she was beautiful all her life. For the world she lives in, she will always be as cold as ice and as rock.

14, Yue licked his teeth and let him hold them. She doesn't hate Zhang Xianzong, she just doesn't like it.

15. The carriage is on the road. In the sound of rolling wheels, he asked softly, am I really dead?

16, Gui Ruxue still looked at Jin Shiling, with a smile on her face and a light voice: OK.

17, the doctor said it was a disease, and religion said it was a crime; But I didn't do anything. God made me like this.

18, Sir Zhong certainly knows him, and Sir Zhong has always known him. Miss Zhong is waiting for mint to come every day. Now, here comes the mint.

19, his infinite life is an endless and endless cycle. No matter how much you love, you can't stop. No matter how good it is, it can't stay.

20. You should know that some people have special taste and love those awkward things, but such a good boy may not be in his eyes.

2 1, Jin Shiling didn't answer, just opened the window, and the wet night wind blew in, and immediately dried the tears on her face.

22. His father smiled gently and continued to start the car. Xue Sheng stared at his father curiously for a long time, and then asked, Dad, are you crying?

23. Yue drew the last blood symbol, then took off a blade of grass and wiped her fingertips. She sat on the ground with her knees in her arms, suddenly rubbed her cheeks and muttered in a low voice: toothache.

24. Xue Sheng was singing happily when suddenly his father next to him stepped on the brakes. He rushed forward under the action of inertia and let out a cry of fear. Turning his head, he just met his father's eyes.

25. Huo Hero looked back at the big moon, then turned to Asher and smiled: I really want to look under the moon. Standing under the moon and looking up, you can definitely see the craters on the moon.

26. Huo Hero trusts his third aunt very much, so this time, he is obsessed with color and blindly optimistic, forgetting his lingering bad luck all the year round. So fate is rubbing its hands, and in the near future, it gave him a stick as a token.

27. In fact, no one in this world is really great. Lira will eventually fade out of my memory. The ups and downs in his short life, though so vivid, never left any trace.

28. Maybe the nuclear-powered chariot will have been parked in our warehouse by the day we leave. At that time, we can drive it around the world until we die under the moon or get stuck in the molten slurry in the crack.

29. Shen Jiali closed her eyes and stroked Ma Tianlong's head. His heart flickered, and occasionally he didn't know where he was. He hugged Ma Tianlong, as if he hugged all the people he loved, the people who loved him, life and death, and everyone was present!

30. Hold Yue in one hand and hold the reins tightly in the other. Fingers are sticky and oozing pus, and the flesh and blood of the palm rubs against the rough reins. Fingertips have worn out the bones, and he galloped past in the warm spring night, rotting and surviving.

3 1, what do you wear every day? Think about what you eat every day. I have no ability, I can't afford to support you and I can't give you anything. You really live with me all your life, and you can't even close your eyes when you die! Tao Tao, don't care about me, it's useless and not worth it!

He Dianying took the pear, straightened up and ate slowly. Yu Zhiyao quietly listened to his chewing voice singing and playing on the stage, and the applause and applause from the audience instantly turned into a silent movie. The whole world was silent, only his little mint was eating pears.

33. Asha thinks her idea is naive. Only from this perspective, he should be the descendant of a mentor who doesn't know the sufferings. She looked back at the moon and whispered, if one day I don't want to live, I will steal an expedition chariot and take you to see the moon.

34. Jin Shiling got up and sat astride Gui Ruxue's lap: I want my father, eldest brother and you to be my son in the future, because I can't bear to part with you! Here he put his arms around Gui Ruxue's neck: Would you like to be the youngest son? The younger son is more popular!

35. Unintentional eyes are trapped in the shadows, and the thoughts in my heart are quickly formed. Why kill crescent moon? Because the new moon killed Zhang Xianzong. Why do you want Zhang Xianzong to be a walking corpse, even if it becomes a rotting corpse? Because for Yue, it is different and important.

36. He walked all the way for twenty years, but he failed to bring a Yu Zhiyao. He personally pushed Yu Zhiyao back to the past years, but he could never give each other a young and innocent mint! Yu Zhiyao from morning till night, from birth to death, etc. He loved him so much, but only gave him endless loneliness.

37. Turn your back on Gu's direction and walk along the road casually. The warm sunshine sprinkled on his head and face. In the golden illusion, he saw young people smoking in a small yard and looking up at the sky. Xinyue came out of the kitchen wearing an apron and didn't speak, just smiled at him. Crimson cheeks and bright eyes. She has a beautiful smile, a flower that never fades in his memory.

38. Commander He speaks kindly! He snapped a bite of the dish: the soldiers who died in Huangjiawan each had a coffin, and each coffin was nailed with a living yellow flower girl. The commander said that the soldiers lost their lives at a young age. A person deserves a girl, and when they get to the grave, they'd better be accompanied. Do you think there are such good officers in China? Clap your hands: no wow!

Othello's classic quotations

1, put away your bright sword, it will rust if it is stained with dew.

2. Not everyone can be a master, and not every master is worthy of the loyal service of the servant.

3, coach, be careful that you will be jealous, that is a monster burning in jealousy, used to playing with prey under his claws.

4. ah The troubles of marriage! We can keep these lovely people for ourselves, but we can't control their desires.

5, you should pay attention to jealousy; That's a jealous monster. Whoever makes sacrifices will be played by it.

6. Although all kinds of plants and trees thrive in the sun, the fruit that blooms first is always the first to mature.

7. Before my revenge is fully realized, my bleeding thoughts will never turn back and will not turn into tenderness.

8. Poppy or Datura, even if you eat all the psychedelic herbs in the world, you can't get the deep sleep you enjoyed last night.

9. People who are satisfied despite poverty are rich and very rich. And those who are rich, but worry about when they will become poor all day, are dying like the winter world.

10 Regardless of men and women, reputation is the most intimate treasure in their souls. If someone steals my wallet, he just steals some junk, which is just worthless.

1 1, our body is like a garden, and our will is the gardener in this garden; Whether we plant nettles, lettuce, hyssop, and thyme, or cultivate a quilt alone, or plant thousands of flowers in the whole garden, or work hard, that power is in our will.

Classic Quotations: The older you get, the lighter your heart will become.

Classic Quotations: The older you get, the lighter your heart will become.

1, the older the time, the lighter the heart. People who have agreed to live and die with * * * will not contact in the end. Time is a thief, always stealing a lot inadvertently, beautiful face, true feelings, happy life. Maybe we can't turn a blind eye, but we don't have to fight each other. After all, everyone has a good time over the full moon. At that time, we must be prepared to be robbed one day. Whiteboard plum

2. When you know that your love is not only useless to each other, but harmful, when this love has alienated yourself from each other, when your love with each other hurts innocent third parties or more people, your love should stop! Roland Xiaoyu

Sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

We always like some people when we are unprepared. There is no reason, maybe it's just a gentle smile and a caring greeting. Maybe we have never met, maybe we have no common interests, maybe we are not at the same height, but we all keep it in mind. Just like liking a song, it is often because a melody or a lyric touched you. Like it or hate it is a puzzling thing.

5. I hope someone can know that it's not really okay that I didn't say anything; When I try to smile, someone can know that I am not really happy. Amy Cheung

No one has the right to judge you. They may have heard of you, but they can't feel your experience.

7. Dear yourself, it is time to wake up. You have done too many meaningless struggles, too many absurd things, too many blind decisions, missed too many original happiness, too many peaceful lives and too many rational choices. From now on, please seriously forget the painful past and then make up for what you missed with your heart. You want to live a more wonderful life, and you want others to look at you wonderfully and envy you, instead of just paying attention to other people's happiness.

8. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry.

9. It's not that I can't meet someone better, but because I already have you and don't want to meet anyone better. It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I already have you, I don't think it's necessary to be tempted by others. It's not that I won't fall in love with others, but that I know how to cherish you better. Being together is not easy. I don't want to let go of the good people I have chosen in this world, but meeting you is enough!

10, time goes forward and the clock can't go back, so as long as everything is over, there is no turning back. Even if it looks like going back to the past, the world is facing the end. We can turn back, but we don't have to. Even if one day, you find yourself wrong, you should turn around and stride in the right direction, instead of going back and complaining that you are wrong.

1 1. Most mistakes and losses are due to lack of effort, persistence and retention. Then tell yourself that everything is fate.

12. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears at a word. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

13, you can't afford to wear Chanel, or you don't have many clothes to choose from, but never forget one of the most important clothes, which is called self. Coco Chanel

14, sleeping is my only relief. I fell asleep, not sad, not angry, not lonely, and nothing bothered me.

15, recalling emotional details is like washing a bunch of grapes. Those that can't be washed clearly, when they are really washed one by one, they don't want to eat.

16. When you can't have what you have anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget. If one day I can't help asking you who you love most, please lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, please say that the person you love most is me. I don't care what others think of me, I just want to be happier than others. If everything can be forgotten, every day will be a new beginning.

17, although time can dilute everything, the pain in my heart is often revealed only when I am alone in the middle of the night, taking off my disguise during the day. Time thief

18, it doesn't matter where you have been, what matters is whether you think it is right or not.

19. For people who come to this world with a task, what they have to cross is the hardships set in advance, and all the obstacles have deep meanings behind them. At this point, the most important thing to avoid is being troubled by the people around you and being subdued by their patterns and words and deeds. If you try to be like others, you are actually going against your nature and the deep meaning behind your support. All you can do is go your own way.

20. Picking a man is nothing but loving you. Let him be rich, talented, handsome, eloquent, smart, capable, filial, love to help all beings and not hurt you. It's useless Dee Hsu