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I (a girl) recently changed my deskmate. I am an assistant class (boy). When I finished running, he said it was hot or not. Here you are.
Article 1: Why do interesting deskmates say they are interesting deskmates? Do you want to know? Then take a look at the following! My deskmate has a pair of small eyes. Generally, if you don't look into her eyes carefully, you will think that she is not open! Her figure is average, smaller than me, but one year older than me! Dressed in ordinary clothes, she can say more than a dozen words a second. She is helpful, rich in ideas and excellent at Olympic Mathematics! Once she was in a math class, the teacher said to send it to us. I'm nervous about my poor grades, but what about her! Sitting there as if nothing had happened, I finished sending it, look! I think mine: 8 1, too bad. Math unit 6 is only 8 1, I am ashamed! But I was scared to death at the sight of her! 99 points! She is not proud. She just checked it carefully. When she saw a "wow", she let out a cry. It turned out that she made a mistake on a question. No big deal. After deducting 4 points, her score changed from 99 to 95. She bowed her head in shame and began to cry! Another time, as soon as my chair sat down, I fell down, and the eyes of the whole class looked at me. My face turned red and my deskmate said, "Do you still say?" Then she helped me up. I nodded my thanks, but she didn't respond. After class, she checked my chair: "Oh! It turned out that a corner was broken! " I listened, picked up the chair and prepared to change. She caught me. "No, I can fix it." She fiddled with it and finally finished it. She disappeared before I could say thank you! Article 2: My deskmate is Zou Shicheng, a famous bookworm in our class. Every day of the year, I don't read for a few days. I love reading all kinds of books, such as The Three Kingdoms and Revenge of the Prince. No wonder I have big eyes. Maybe I'm reading for him. But his books don't seem to be helpful to his study. I can't compare with the top few in every exam, so I look down on him and often get scolded or even retaliated by me for knocking off my study tools or soiling my notebook. In a writing class at the beginning of school, my pen was broken. No matter how hard I try, I can't write it. I was so angry that I threw away my pen. This is not good. A few drops of ink fell on his white shirt, and suddenly blue flowers appeared on it. Shit, now he's going to get back at me for what happened that day I can't help but be nervous when I think about it. A few days ago, in a writing class, he accidentally spilled ink on my notebook and immediately apologized to me, but I stubbornly refused, not only letting him clean my notebook, but also colluding with my "colleagues" to make him feel wronged by the teacher's criticism. Well, now, I can only wait for him to get back at me. I had to bite the bullet and say "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to", but his attitude was beyond my expectation. He just smiled and said, "Never mind, let's make a souvenir." Rule 3: I hate sitting at the same table when I think about it. In a rage, I drew a "38th parallel" on the table and said to her, "You are not allowed to call me, cross my line or take my things. We do mine, you do yours. Doesn't matter. " She buried herself in her homework without losing her temper. "ah! Did you hear that? " This time, she may be angry and only stare at me. I vomited and stuck out my tongue in fear, and I quickly did my homework. Once in physical education class, the students were running in groups. I accidentally tripped over a harmful stone and fell on my back in public. It's embarrassing. "Ugly" quickly picked me up after reading it. I stood up, pushed her hand away and said loudly, "Go away, ugly, I am unlucky to be with you!" " Ugly looked at me inexplicably and walked away. Now, I am afraid that she will hit me, and I think to myself: prepare an ambulance. But that day, nothing happened in a blink of an eye, and the mid-term exam came. Take the math exam before taking the Chinese exam. It's a pity that my ballpoint pen suddenly broke down while I was writing and reading, which worried me to death. "What should I do?" This mid-term exam is just to "say hello" to my parents and borrow it from Wang Li. No, on weekdays, this cheapskate can't even borrow paper towels, let alone ballpoint pens. Borrow it from Guo Lin, no, he is poorer than me! You won't let me borrow it from Ugly. I'm usually too nice to her. She must be ... I'm anxious like an ant on hot bricks. At this time, "Ugly" seems to have found me out of the corner of his eye. Seeing me in a hurry, he immediately understood and handed me a blue ballpoint pen ... ugly or not! It looks good. Let me tell you a little secret. Article 4 of Ugliness: Don't hit girls: My deskmate's name is Wei Haoran, and I'm a chubby boy with personality. He has light eyebrows and a pair of bright small eyes. In his eyes, there is a trace of melancholy and maturity at any time. This may be related to his major. Wei Haoran was born with a talent for acting. This unique condition made him a little actor. Now he is quite famous! Fu et al. is a famous work of Wei Haoran. In the play, he plays Zhou Zaiming, and Wei Haoran portrays the characters vividly. In addition to TV series, Wei Haoran often plays some skits. Those sketches often make us laugh, but more of them are the feelings that are both familiar and unfamiliar. In life, Wei Haoran is full of personality. No one can tell whether his personality is humorous, mature or his specialty, but he feels different from ordinary people. Often when we are bored, Wei Haoran can always find ideas to make us laugh. Once, we all sat in the seats of the escrow class as if nothing had happened, but at this moment, Wei Haoran said to me, "Do you want to hear a joke?" I'm not interested in it at all, but to show my respect for him, I said to him, "OK, listen to one." So he began to dance. As a result, I laughed my head off after listening to his joke. The atmosphere suddenly enlivened. The whole day ended happily. I really want to be Wei Haoran's deskmate forever and enjoy happiness with him forever! Article 5: My deskmate "Hu" and "Hu", as soon as I heard them, I knew it was my deskmate calling me. My deskmate is called Li Yaojie. He is a very lively and cheerful little boy. He has a pair of watery eyes, and there is a small and exquisite nose under the bright eyes. Under his nose is a mouth like a curved moon. He will have two dimples when he smiles. He is wearing a T-shirt and shirt outside. His pants are school pants, shoes and sneakers. He likes playing very much. He kicks pebbles and jumps when he walks. He can copy other people's compositions. He copied my composition as soon as I finished reading it. If I don't copy it for him, he will hit me. He likes watching cartoons. Whenever he watches cartoons, he doesn't move. One day, he went to watch cartoons after dinner. I called him, but he didn't respond. I called a lot outside, but he still didn't move. He didn't open the door until the cartoon was over. Whenever he does his homework after school, he watches TV. He can forget all about eating and sleeping when he wants to watch cartoons. After listening to my introduction, do you want to be good friends with my deskmate? If you like, I'll tell you that his home is at No.25 Chaoyang Lane .. His deskmate has a dark face and a foul mouth. I gave him a smelly duck and an African savage. Besides, the things he uses are dirty, as dirty as a pile of stinking garbage. If I accidentally touch him, he will touch me, too. He is also good at picking his nose, and everything he picks out rubs against the table on his clothes. His handwriting is also ugly. He walks as if we all look down on him. He is very greedy. He carries money, popsicles, drinks and so on every day. He likes watching TV. Every day when he comes home from school, he does his homework. After finishing his homework, he ran to watch TV. His mother asked him to make soy sauce, and he also said he would watch TV, but he didn't go. I was staring at the TV all the time while eating, with chopsticks in my hand. Mom said, "Eat quickly." He just took a bite of chopsticks and stared at the TV and stopped eating. It took an hour to finish the meal. Mother said, "It's a beautiful day. Let's go out for a walk! " "He said," I have to go out for a walk. I'm very tired. I'm not going. " He sat in front of the TV and watched carefully. My deskmate is a TV fan and a computer fan. He likes playing small games best. If he is accidentally killed by a monster, he will fail. He can successfully play the second level and successfully enter the third level. He is really good at playing computer. My deskmate is naughty and lovely. Article 7: My deskmate My deskmate's name is Wei Haoran. He is a chubby boy with personality. He has light eyebrows and a pair of bright small eyes. In his eyes, there is a trace of melancholy and maturity at any time. This may be related to his major. Wei Haoran was born with a talent for acting. This unique condition made him a little actor. Now he is quite famous! Fu et al. is a famous work of Wei Haoran. In the play, he plays Zhou Zaiming, and Wei Haoran portrays the characters vividly. In addition to TV series, Wei Haoran often plays some skits. Those sketches often make us laugh, but more of them are the feelings that are both familiar and unfamiliar. In life, Wei Haoran is full of personality. No one can tell whether his personality is humorous, mature or his specialty, but he feels different from ordinary people. Often when we are bored, Wei Haoran can always find ideas to make us laugh. Once, we all sat in the seats of the escrow class as if we had nothing to do, but just then, Wei Haoran said to me, "Do you want to hear a joke? "I'm not interested in it at all, but to show my respect for him, I said to him," OK, listen to one. " So he began to dance. As a result, I laughed my head off after listening to his joke. The atmosphere suddenly enlivened. The whole day ended happily. I really want to be Wei Haoran's deskmate forever and enjoy happiness with him forever! Article 8: deskmate! ! ! "alas! I can finally change my seat. "I sighed. Unexpectedly, the road is narrow, and the deskmate is still his little man, with a flat head and a pair of vicious little eyes under his tiny eyebrows, which always makes people uncomfortable; The mouth that likes to argue with others is even more annoying. Speaking of him, it is hemp rope carrying tofu. Forget it! In the self-study class, except for a few boys in our class who can't stand loneliness and complain a few times, most of them study in a measured way, but that guy is very different. He often sings, but it's not really singing. He just made do with it whining. He likes to hum Jay Chou's nunchakus best, but his singing is really pleasing, with a strange accent. I thought it was a toothache. It defiled Jay Chou's reputation and abused our ears. I tried to persuade him not to hum, but he rolled his eyes and growled at me. What bothers me most is that his feet always kick my bench in class, which makes people unhappy. I warned him, and he actually said, "Life lies in exercise. "... oh, my god. Where! Even doing exercises in class is really hopeless! There is no way, the girl has to answer blows with blows. As soon as he kicked my bench, I stabbed him. Don't say that. It works. Gradually, he didn't dare to "close contact" with my bench! But recently, he often stares at my hair, as if he had the idea of my beautiful long hair again. I'm always on tenterhooks these days. I am really afraid that one day a disgusting cockroach will be tied to my hair ... Chapter 9: My deskmate has had many deskmates. They are like passing clouds, but one of them makes me unforgettable for a long time. He is Sun Ruyi. Sun Ruyi is thin and ugly, just like a "thin hairy monkey", and his classmates call him "Sun Monkey". "On one occasion, in our art class, we used colored paper to make handicrafts. I made a lively and lovely little white rabbit. The art teacher saw it and praised me in front of my classmates. I danced with joy when I heard the teacher's praise and saw the envious eyes of my classmates. However, Sun Ruyi assumed a unconvinced look. So when doing exercises, he smiled and said, "Ying Feng likes to jump when doing exercises, haha …" I was very angry. I thought, "Come on, let's ride a donkey and read a song book. "The opportunity has finally come. When he was singing in a music class, I told him, "The cat sings better than Sun Ruyi, who has been as stubborn as a donkey ..." After that, we turned our heads and didn't look at each other. " Hum, hum "Sun Ruyi seems a little stingy in this respect, but he is also generous sometimes. In an exam, I finished all the questions, but there was a drawing question. I don't have a pencil. Sun Ru saw it and offered to lend it to me. He didn't finish the problem because he lent me the pen, so I lost five points. I am embarrassed. I went to Sun Ruyi to thank him. He smiled and said, "Don't mention it. Are we deskmates? "This makes me happy and worried about my deskmate Sun Ruyi. Since I became a student carrying a schoolbag, I have had many deskmates, but the most unforgettable one is my deskmate Song. Although he looks plain, he has a heart of gold. I remember one time, when I first arrived at school, I saw that the teacher had left homework for self-study in the morning on the blackboard. I wanted to write it quickly, but I couldn't find my pencil box. So I took out all the books and turned them upside down, and I couldn't find my pencil case. " what can I do? Without a pencil box, I can't write my self-study homework in the morning, and the teacher will criticize me if I can't finish it in the morning. "Think about it, I'm like an ant on hot bricks." What's the matter with you? Are you in such a hurry? "My deskmate Song asked." My pencil box is missing. I must have forgotten to pretend after finishing my homework last night. what can I do? what can I do? If I can't finish my homework, the teacher will criticize me. ""nothing, not with me? Here it is, written in mine. "With that, he handed me the pen." what are you going to do? Don't you write? ""Nothing, I have another one here. " "That's very kind of you." "Don't mention it. Are we deskmates? Be polite, you can't finish writing. "In this way, the two of us finished the homework of self-study in the morning together. I remember another time when we were playing on the playground, we heard a little brother crying not far away. We looked inside and found that it was my little brother who fell and scraped his knee. Without saying anything, Song ran over and helped his little brother to the school doctor's office ... There are still many such things. This is my deskmate. Isn't his spirit of helping others worth learning?
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