I dreamed that the eggs fell from the tree.

Classic joke: Oh, why do you accompany me to eternity? The husband saw his wife's sad face and asked with concern, "Oh! Honey, what's the matter with you? "

"I am very sad." The wife replied.

"Why?" The husband is more and more surprised.

The wife replied, "I wonder when you will accompany me?"

The husband looked at his wife tenderly and said, "Don't worry! I will accompany you forever. "

"That's what I'm worried about." The wife sighed.

1 You can eat melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins, but what melons can't you eat?

Answer: fool

There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why?

Answer: The last child brought a basin.

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:

Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man?

Answer: barber

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word?

A: This is the word "wrong"

7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him?

Answer: myself.

What's the use of egg shells?

Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

Is there anything you don't have to work hard for?

Answer: yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for?

Answer: dreaming

1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day?

Answer: Sleep.

12 Who is always afraid of taking a bath?

Answer: clay figurine

13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why?

Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student

14 what car is stuck?

Answer: windmill

15 which month has 28 days?

A: There are 28 days in a month.

16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?

Answer: Not as comfortable as bed.

17 What can't I drink?

Answer: iodine.

18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten?

Answer: I got "0" in the exam.

19 Knocking on things without effort?

Answer: doze off

It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be?

A: On the tracks.

2 1 When does the clock stop running?

Answer: The clock doesn't work.

What books are not available in bookstores?

Answer: suicide note

What is the narrowest road?

Answer: The way home is very narrow.

What can't I eat?

Answer: "East-West" direction

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die?

A: The plane is parked on the ground.

What are the flowers that bloom all year round?

Answer: plastic flowers

What English letters do people like to listen to best?

Answer: CD

Who is sick and never sees a doctor?

Answer: the blind.

Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates?

Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.

Why not smash the eggs with a hammer?

Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.

Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1?

Answer: sleepy head

What is unknown, you don't know and I know?

Answer: The sole is broken.

A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why?

Answer: He is walking backwards.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen?

Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?

When the car turns right, which one is it? ......