Talk to a funny circle of friends looking for a job

Let's talk about the funny circle of friends looking for a job

First, the motto of the fat man is: the spring breeze can't blow you ten miles, so you will smash a hole where you fall.

second, you should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up all night just because you are ugly.

Third, in such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to a sea of ice.

fourth, I was young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I am well and only like money.

six, pity us shy people, who are always misunderstood as high cold.

seven, true love is that the person you like looks like a pig and is afraid that the other person will be taken away by others.

Eight, I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

9. Everyone says that I look smiling and easy to get along with, but if you bother me to study, you will break my legs.

1. Does anyone need a boyfriend? I have 72 advantages, laundry, cooking, taking care of children and 69.

Xi. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in telling a lie.

12. There are many people who show love, and only I am single.

XIII. From now on, keep a low profile and be mysterious, and never mention your beauty and wisdom.

14. after the holiday, there was no news from my deskmate, and I felt like losing my pig. Pain!

15. Why do you buy clothes every year and have no clothes every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes are not worthy of you this year.

16. You had a date. He was handsome or beautiful, very gentle to you, and he would accompany you to do whatever you like. Everything depends on you. It's your mother's fault for waking you up.