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Stupid method is actually a good method.

When I was at school, I was afraid to ask the teacher because of my introverted personality, and I loved to think for myself. Both teachers and parents say that I am eager to learn. To this end, there is no shortage of scolding.

Actually, I just want to find out for myself which method suits me.

When it comes to methods, there are really smart methods and stupid methods, and each has his own needs. Zeng Guofan's attack on the Taiping Army was a foolish method. Wherever the Xiang army went, it was not in a hurry to attack, but camped, dug trenches and set up roadblocks first. Prevent the enemy from sneak attack. It is Zeng Guofan's method to never pursue victory and strive hard.

In fact, this stupid method is also the most effective.

I remember hearing a story when I was a child. A martial arts master, Master Mao, opened a museum to accept apprentices. One day near graduation, the master said, you go down the mountain, and I will pass a trick to each of you. This is a gift for your teacher. Maybe it can save your life in a crisis.

So, disciples, big and small, went into the secret room one by one, and Master taught them the secrets of the eighteen palms of the dragon, the claws of the nine-yin white bones, and the hands of the sunflower acupuncturist one by one. Finally, a stupid apprentice who made a fire and carried water came in and knelt down to kowtow. Master, you taught me all the unique skills of the first, second, third and fourth brothers, and you also taught me a trick. The master got angry at the sight of him. He hasn't learned a set of boxing for a year. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He stamped his foot, picked up the top bar and swept towards him, shouting, Get out. Stupid apprentice was knocked to the ground, got up and got a treasure. He tapped the master on the head with the top bar, and the master thanked him for his unique skills and turned down the mountain. Master Mao is in distress situation.

This stupid apprentice, with the master's unique skills, keeps practicing when he comes home every day. When carrying water, he stamped his foot with a pole, which swept the trees by the roadside. Later, the stick was too light, so it cut down a locust tree with a wide bowl. After practicing for more than a year, it is still too light. Later, he asked the blacksmith to smash an iron bar with 100 Jin. When he saw a cow, he stamped his foot and shouted, "Get out!" With a bang, the ox leg was interrupted by Jigen and fell to the ground.

For this reason, my father didn't pay less for his neighbors' things. When the cats and dogs in the village saw him, they all hid far away, afraid of his stick.

One day, Japanese samurai posed in China to challenge China's martial arts. Stick a couplet on the ring. Left wing: punch Shaolin, right wing: kick Wudang. Wingspan: Beat China.

The news spread like an earthquake, angering all the heroes in China's martial arts. You martial arts masters have flooded into Beijing from all over the world. Master Mao is no exception. He wrote to invite all his disciples to go to Beijing. I don't know where the stupid apprentice got the information, but I came to watch the fun.

Master took his disciples to fight. The Japanese samurai are too powerful. Finally, Master Mao personally took the stage, and in less than thirty rounds, KO was a Japanese samurai, arrogant. Stupid disciple, unable to bear the pressure from the audience, poked with a big stick and jumped into the ring. When the Japanese samurai saw it, a silly child came. He was dark and stupid, but when that stupid apprentice smashed a stick into the ring, the Japanese samurai felt that the ring was about to fall apart and felt a little dizzy. But that stupid apprentice shouted with a stick, get out! The Japanese samurai was swept off the ring and didn't get up for a long time.

Learn good sentences by heart.

"Mi Meng", a network celebrity before the new media, wrote 65438+ million+articles, which kept exploding. Because of personal values, it is forbidden now. But when it comes to the secret of writing, Mi Meng has a stupid way, that is, when he sees a good sentence, he immediately writes it down and then recites it.

After each article is written, ten titles should be written, and the team will discuss them one by one and then vote.

repeatability

Teacher Li Shanglong also mentioned a good learning method: repetition. Read your favorite book three or four times, even five or six times. Pay to watch the video of the study lecture and watch it continuously until you see your mouth open. Brother Long said that he wanted to learn the sense of humor of the bright moon, so he read Those Things in the Ming Dynasty for more than ten times. I don't know if it's true or not. I believe it anyway.

Even the oil seller said that I had no one but my hands.

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

I have a good brother, Xiao Long, who is studying in high school. At that time, his English score was only over 40 points. He decided to concentrate on breaking through English every day, memorizing 65,438+000 English words every day, and couldn't sleep. After half a month, I recited the core words of the college entrance examination again, and then recited them again, four times in a row. While reading a book, copy words and some key sentences n times on the back of the exercise book, and use two or three ballpoint pen refills at the end of the day. Brush 50 cloze tests every day, and practice listening with headphones before going to bed and on the way to and from school at night. I'm still laughing at his stupid methods, but in less than two months, his English score has advanced by leaps and bounds, and he scored more than 90 points in the college entrance examination (the full score at that time was 100).

No matter how hard it is, it is not a problem.

We often see on the Internet that three classes teach you to write explosive articles, and five hours let you remember TOEFL vocabulary. Everyone is selling learning cheats. Looking for shortcuts and cheats, I don't know that there is no shortcut to success, and stupid methods are not a bad way.

Don't wait until everything is ready, now, today is the most beautiful beginning!