How many kinds of jokes do you know?

Do you want to laugh? This is a great thing. Smile for ten years. There are many kinds of laughter. Laughter mainly includes laughter, belly laugh, back laugh, laugh, grin, laugh, clap your hands, beat your chest, jump, hug your shoulders and cover your mouth. And laughing your head off. Some people ask, some people cry and curse, is there such a way to laugh? I'm telling you, there are all smiles here that you can't imagine. Laughing, laughing, laughing, sneering, smirking, rustic laughing, snickering, laughing, smirking, wry smile, snickering, smirking, crying, laughing, smirking, forcing a smile, guffawing and laughing. Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing. Some people don't show their teeth when laughing, some people cry, some people break their throats, some people are proud, some people hide a knife in their smile, some people are raw, some people laugh, some people laugh all over the floor, some people laugh too hard, some people laugh too hard, some people laugh too hard, some people laugh too hard, some people cry too much, and some people laugh their heads off. There are real smiles, fake smiles and sarcastic smiles. Those who laugh laugh at experience, laugh at level, laugh at height, and those who don't laugh laugh at lessons. They may also laugh at smiling tigers, smiling wolves, smiling dogs and smiling pigs. Because of laughter, we don't have all kinds of laughter. If it's funny, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't understand my joke. As a joke, laugh at my joke and make me laugh. I just want you to give me a smiling face, and I will accept it. Let's enjoy a smile and smile. If you smile after reading it, please smile too, otherwise you will not be able to laugh, laugh painfully and want to laugh. No ... no ... no more ... no more stray cats ... no more stray dogs ... No more homeless people in Chinese class for primary school students ... (Your teacher, I am a stray teacher ... I was a little snickered at that time ...) It's sad that a doll in the big ditch in front of our house costs 100 yuan. If canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice. It is really hot today. This is a good day for swimming. It's a pity that my sister only got ten points in math. When I do things calmly, I always start with the easy ones. Teacher Ginseng said that we must try our best to take part in the relay of the brigade tomorrow. Quilt Xiaoyu's sanitary quilt was stolen. Xiaoming takes defecation as the first thing to get up every morning. A clean and clever junior two girl: I completely robbed the bank, so I made a sentence title: others praised me (), in fact, I was praised by others (very handsome). Actually, I was praised by others (wearing a mask) (it looks strange). In fact, my teacher commented: What mask is so easy to use? Subject: When ........... was in ............, the children wrote: He took off his clothes while putting on his pants. Teacher's comment: Does he want to take off his clothes or wear them? Topic: textbook children write: class is boring. Teacher's comment: Pay attention to the topic in class: Be popular. Children write: I like bananas very much. Teacher's comment: Be careful not to choke on the topic:: Once upon a time, a child wrote: Xiaoming came in from the front door. Teacher's comment: Why not come in through the back door? Topic: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are so naive! Topic: Ten children write: I got ten today. Teacher's comment: I'll tell your parents. The idiom () that is willing to fill in the blanks ... should be complementary (there is a way). As a result, he filled it for me (going to town), and I almost didn't spit out the water I just drank. [Yes ... it is ...]-Correct: It's my pleasure to know you as a friend. Child made: It's really fucking wrong for Xiaoming to be so ugly. The original words of the textbook are probably: I am a (bird) and want to fly to the sky. As a result, the child made: I (thief) want to (steal money) [because ... therefore ...] Because the puppy is cute, no one likes brain teasers 1. The eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1). 2. What bats don't need rest and are untidy (bats). 3. It is amazing that a person is painted gold (a golden person). 4. The sheep stopped breathing and stood tall (the sheep didn't breathe). 5. The mobile phone is broken. Forget (cross the wood but not the king) 7. It's sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars) 8. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone. 9. Painters like to draw thick ropes instead of thin ones. They are awesome (thick rope painting) 10. It was love at first sight when I moved to build a piano 165438+. After all, 13 13. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong) 14. Why should the hat be turned upside down when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown) 15. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the Four Arrows since childhood? Time flies (four arrows) cold joke 1. There was a bean, which fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans". 2. What animal is the easiest to fall? A: It's a fox, because foxes are very cunning (their feet are slippery). One day, it took the bird 1 hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why? Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other. 4. The little snake asked the big snake in a panic: "Brother, are we poisonous?" The serpent said, "Yes, of course we are snakes." The little snake snorted, and after a while asked the big snake, "Brother, are you sure we are really poisonous?" The serpent said, "You are very angry. Didn't I just tell you? " The little snake shouted, "No, I accidentally bit my tongue just now."