Telling a joke [in Chinese and English] requires the beginning and end of the speech! ! English! Need to bring a Chinese translator!

1. Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which of them is more useful?" One of them asked.

Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which of them is more useful?" One of them asked.

"The moon, of course. The moon is in the sky when it is dark, but the sun is in the sky when no one needs it during the day. "

"The moon, of course. The moon hangs in the sky when it is dark, but the sun hangs in the sky when no one needs it during the day. "

A lady lost her handbag in the rush of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.

A lady lost her purse while shopping at Christmas. An honest little boy found the wallet and returned it to her.

She looked at her purse and said, "hmm ... that's interesting." When I lost my wallet, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty 1 dollar bills. "

She looked at her purse and said, "Well ... that's interesting. When I lost my wallet, there was a 20 yuan bill in it. Now there are 20 Zhang Yiyuan bills. "

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, madam. Last time I found a lady's wallet, she didn't have any change as a reward. "

The boy immediately replied, "That's right, madam. Last time I found a lady's wallet, she had no change to reward her. "