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1. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I reached out, so I stretched my leg and tripped you 1. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

2. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, the other is to spend as much as possible!

At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw him slowly take out the money and said, "Otherwise, I will pay!" " "How dare you!" So I put my hand in his pocket.

4. I chased a beautiful woman and sent her a message at night: I like you, what should I do? She replied to me in five words: hold on, crush!

My wife said I was sixteen generations younger than her! I asked her why she said that. She said that I married her only after eight generations of good news. She said that I married me only after eight generations of bad luck!

6. On the park bench, a couple snuggled up and talked about love. The girl shyly asked the boy, "If we get married and have children, do you like our son or daughter?" The boy spoiled the girl's nose and said softly, "I like everything as long as it's mine!" " "The girl smiled and gave the boy a gentle hammer on the chest:" You are good or bad! The requirements are really high! "

7. Yesterday, a couple asked me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

8. Wife: "It is better for me to marry an evil ghost than to marry you!" The husband said, "Wife, don't be ridiculous. Don't you know that consanguineous marriage is forbidden? "

9. A sister told me today that she was unemployed. I asked: Why were you fired? "Sister replied: They think I am fat. I feel wronged for my sister: this is discrimination. You can sue them. Where do you work and what do you do? " Sister: I stepped on my back in the massage parlor.

10. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

1 1. A buddy likes chatting online and once went to see a female netizen. I asked him what happened. He said: I passed the written test and failed the interview.

12. Drive along the expressway. As we approached the service area, the driver shouted, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" Next to the buddy, a weak question: "How do we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now? "

13. When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

14. All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.

15. I used to think that being poor for three generations meant not being poor after three generations. When I grow up, I know that the third generation is too poor to even marry a wife, so there will be no fourth generation.

16. It's really beautiful to see the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

17. Last night, I dreamed that someone gave me 20 million yuan on condition that I broke up with my boyfriend immediately. I cried when I heard this. I rushed up and hugged her thigh and said, "You must keep your word!" "

18. On my birthday, send a message to my mother: Thank you for giving birth to me! Mom said: What? How do you say this? I said, well, today is my birthday, mom. My mother said: Oh, hahaha, you're welcome, it's just for fun.

19. When I was a child, I was always said, "It doesn't matter if I don't look good now, but I will look good when I grow up in a few years." Ten years later, I didn't grow up, but I wanted to.

20. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

2 1. My girlfriend suddenly sent a message: "I was wrong about you!" I suddenly panicked and seemed unable to hide it, so I had to confess: "Listen to me! Your girlfriend seduced me first! " At the same time, I received a second message from my girlfriend: "There is a man with the same hairstyle on the road!" "

22. Naivety is fair. Giving you an ugly appearance will definitely give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

23. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I rubbed my knee for an hour, and sure enough, I pulled out a necklace, but the color was not yellow enough.

24. The ancient robbery: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. Stay and buy money if you want to pass by. After hundreds of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.