An angry joke

1, just married his wife for three months. My wife is very kind to me, but I often travel. When I was on a business trip, I changed my family's Wi-Fi name to "My husband is on a business trip again, so sad". Every time I go home, my wife will change the name of Wi-Fi to "My husband is so happy to be home". I feel that my wife loves me very much!

2. I went to eat KFC at noon and saw four children from a nearby university order a coke to review their lessons. The desk is full of papers and notes, and I can't help thinking of my campus life. I felt a warm current in my heart, so I walked up to them and said to them with a little sob: it's useless, it's too late.

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

One day, the phone rang at home, because my parents didn't answer it at my parents' door, and my parents didn't answer it either, so I had to get dressed and get up to answer the phone, only to hear my dad say on the other end of the phone: Send me the TV remote control. ...

5. M: Marry me! Do you think we will be happy after marriage? M: Of course. W: How do you know? Man: You are such a man. Even if love fails, friendship can last forever.

6. "Our manager said that selling insurance requires shameless spirit." "That's why you go to the ladies' room to sell insurance!" Asked the policeman.

7. I called my deskmate on a better day of school, and the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said: nothing, I can hit him myself!