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Lao Qian discussed with his wife how to pay his income.

My wife always thinks that the old money is irrelevant, so she inspires: "Will you buy soy sauce?"

Old money replied: "Yes. The light color of light soy sauce can be used for seasoning such as cold salad; Soy sauce is dark in color and can be used to color braised pork. "

The wife said, "If you only pay wages and don't pay bonuses, I will give you a slap in the face and make your face slightly rosy;" If you don't give away all your salary and bonus, wait for me to slap your face brown. "

Old money: "If I paid all my salary and bonus, you wouldn't get it, would you?"

The wife further taught: "If it is really full, you still have to smoke. However, I will make you cold soy sauce and braised pork! Do you understand? "

"I really understand, understand!" Old Qian covered his cheeks with his hand, as if afraid that soy sauce and soy sauce would be on his signboard together.