Top ten funny occupations

1, office doorman. Classic scene: A rustic old man comes to the guard duty room of the municipal government. Comrade, is Wang XX there? Hey, old man, how dare you call our mayor by his first name? I'm looking for his things. Come on, let's go. What can you do for him? He is my son.

2. Hotel waiter. Classic scene: A man with a little messy hair comes to the lobby of a five-star hotel. Excuse me, how much is the presidential suite in this hotel per day? Presidential suite? Who is alive? What about you? This is a dollar bill, isn't it? It doesn't matter. I'll rent it for three months.

3. Shop assistant. Classic scene: A middle-aged woman approaches the jewelry counter of a shopping mall with a plastic bag in one hand. Miss, please show me a 5-carat diamond ring. Just have a look. You can see it through the counter glass. Can't you show it? Well, if you can afford it, I'll take it. Ok, I'll buy a little less, so I'll buy four.

4. Teachers. Classic scene: A hunchbacked middle-aged man is invited to school by the child's head teacher. Are you the parents of XXX's child? Where do you work? Work in the Municipal Education Bureau. Oh, working in the Municipal Education Bureau? Is it the doorman or the teahouse? Sorry, I'm the director.

5. Sales girl. Classic scene: A man rides a bicycle to the sales office of high-end real estate. Do you still sell villas here? Yes, there is, but we don't sell ordinary real estate here. You'd better look elsewhere. No, it's the 20 million villa. Buy two.

6. Taxi driver. Classic scene: A man with a foreign accent gets into a taxi. Hey, where are you going? Master, please take me to the airport. The airport is far away. It will take at least two and a half hours. No way. I work at the airport. Even if there is a traffic jam, it will arrive in half an hour at the most.

7. Nurse. Classic scene: A scrawny old man in his seventies has been admitted to the hospital. Xxx bed, you have run out of medical expenses this month. Please move out of the ICU today. Can I stay here if I keep paying? Not even paying. Can't I be the father-in-law of your dean? Oh, why didn't you say so earlier? You are a stranger who submits money.

8. Human resource manager. Classic scene: an ordinary-looking man comes to apply for the human resources department of a well-known company. Which famous university in China did you graduate from? I studied abroad and graduated from Yale University in the United States. Which department do you apply for? Sorry, I applied for the position of deputy general manager of your company.

9. Traffic police. Classic scene: A car was stopped by the traffic police for violating the rules. Why do you leave your cell phone on? Sorry, I admit the punishment. I forgot my wallet because I was in a hurry to go to work for a meeting today. Can you handle it in another way? No, even if you are the party secretary, everyone is equal before the law. This is my driver's license. You can deduct it first. Huh? You are secretary li of the municipal party committee. I'm really sorry. I went the wrong way. I'm sorry!

10, actor. Classic scene: An old woman who speaks local dialect wants to meet a popular actress. Hum, there are all kinds of birds in the Woods. Even the old lady in the country wants to see me. Tell her I'm not here. You might as well meet her. I didn't see it until I saw it. What? Who do you think I am? Who wants to see me? She is director XXX's mother. Why didn't you say so earlier? Now I'm going to see her old man.