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Degang Guo said that Yu Qian's father died.

Bai Shihui

Guo: Student Degang Guo, pay tribute to my parents. A lot of people came, and I was so happy.

Yu: I'm happy.

Guo: I am so beautiful when I look at you.

Y: Yes.

Guo: Some people know us, while others don't.

Yu: hey, some are ripe and some are not.

Guo: I'm Degang Guo, an unknown crosstalk performer in China.

Yu: hehe. This is to introduce myself.

Guo: I'm ashamed. I've worked for more than 2 years, and I'm not a wrist, a corner or an artist.

Yu: ah.

Guo: Nobody knows me except my relatives.

Y: Yes.

Guo: I'm ashamed. Leave it in Wangfujing. Ask, do you know me? Turn around and leave.

Yu: no.

Guo: Do you know me? Hey, hey, well, I took a taxi.

Yu: it runs quite fast.

Guo: Look at others.

Yu: who is it?

Guo: Mr. Yu Qian.

Yu: oh, me?

Guo: that's amazing.

Yu: well, it's nothing ...

Guo: cross talk is good, and I'm also involved in film and television.

Yu: I have made several films.

Guo: I have made film.

Yu: ah.

Guo: I have done advertisements.

Yu: oh.

Guo: I have done TV dramas.

Yu: yes.

Guo: I photographed Hanako. (Paihuazi: refers to the act of abducting and selling children) < P > Yu: I am still abducting children. Me?

Guo: huh? What's the matter

Yu: Pat Hanako, me!

Guo: shoot. Take pictures, pictorial. In the pictorial, you wear a cheongsam and stand there.

Yu: What's wrong with me? I shoot in cheongsam!

Guo: It's like that one in Shanghai in the 192s and 193s, with a cigarette in his mouth.

Yu: then I can't wear cheongsam either!

Guo: it's a big job. Will soon become the image spokesperson of Beijing Sanpingzi. (Sanbanzi: agricultural tricycle)

Yu: What a big job!

Guo: In the future, there will be photos of Yu Qian in all three rooms.

Yu: not so good!

Guo: how nice! I envy others. Little crosstalk performer, there is no comparison with those with wrists here.

Yu: you can't say that.

Guo: ah, we've been saving it here for several years, decades. Let's buy an old car and drive it.

Yu: oh.

Guo: I've been in this business for a year, so I bought it.

Y: Did you buy a car?

Guo: I bought a monthly ticket.

y: I'm going by bus, right?

Guo: You can get on any car. Alas, nobody cares!

Yu: isn't this nonsense? Who cares if you have a monthly ticket?

Guo: How powerful it is! Look at it!

Yu: what power!

Guo: Great!

Yu: I can't talk about power!

Guo: I envy you very much. Please sign it for me.

Yu: let's not do this!

Guo: if you sign it, it will be cheaper at the moment. Sign one.

Y: You do business here, right?

Guo: hey, it will be expensive to become a big shot in a few days.

Yu: no! No!

Guo: how nice! To be honest, your cross talk is a bit bad.

Yu: how could it be ruined?

Guo: A vast world can do a lot. There are 36 lines in the world, and every line is the champion.

Yu: oh.

Guo: It would be even more remarkable if Mr. Yu Qian didn't speak cross talk.

Yu: then what am I doing? I don't speak cross talk.

Guo: Because your family is a scholarly family.

Yu: oh, everyone is learned.

Guo: a learned man. Upside down, Ming and Qing dynasties, this is after the official door.

Yu: What do you mean, after an official?

Guo: huh? Huh? (making ears)

Yu: What do you want to hear?

Guo: when I mention the official door, they are all happy!

Yu: nonsense! You say the official door is still unhappy? That's a eunuch, you know?

Guo: yes.

Yu: you just understand?

Guo: oh, that's what your family does.

Yu: your family can do this!

Guo: Is it easy to take a photo? (photo taken: getting a license)

Yu: Why, do you want to get one?

Guo: no.

Yu: what do you mean?

Guo: isn't it a good word after the official door?

Yu: there are no good words!

Guo: An official!

Yu: just say that you are an official.

Guo: It has been handed down from generation to generation, and it has been handed down to your father.

Yu: hmm.

Guo: They are more worthy of mentioning.

Yu: what's the matter?

Guo: Yu Qian's father, Father Zhao, has beaten ...

Yu: Wait a minute!

Guo: (then) twenties ...

Yu: (stops Guo) Come on! Don't say age! You didn't even get your last name right. What age are you talking about?

Guo: you choose one.

Yu: I'll pick one that's outrageous!

Guo: it's up to you to choose! (optional: zhai 2 sound)

Yu: no!

Guo: if you don't want to come, I'll do the rest.

Yu: You have to change your surname, too. What?

Guo: No, you ...

Yu: My father has to have my last name!

Guo: oh, yes, yes, to the old man.

Yu: Ah, that's right!

Guo: amazing, doctor.

Yu: doctor.

Guo: The famous Beijing City. I think there were four famous doctors.

Yu: yes!

Guo: I just taught one apprentice.

Y: Yes.

Guo: That's his father. When Beijing is mentioned to the old man, there is nothing I don't know.

Yu: Yes

Guo: It's famous.

Yu: a little famous.

Guo: an old western doctor.

Yu: an old western doctor?

Guo: Do the math. How many years have it been?

Yu: how many years can that be?

Guo: amazing, amazing. Come down from the top, your father, line eight.

Yu: oh.

Guo: As soon as you scan it, you know that Beijing belongs to the Eighth Master and

Yu: everyone knows.

Guo: There is nothing I don't know. North China, Northeast China, ask and go, all know.

Yu: this area in the north is famous.

Guo: Is it plausible? Is it plausible?

Yu: nonsense, why are the faces of both father and son green!

Guo: The old man is ill, but the old man has endured it.

Yu: Oh, serving patients.

Guo: There is no dutiful son before going to bed for a hundred days. There is no one else at home, just your eldest brother.

Yu: oh.

Guo: Is it easy to be inside and out? It's a change of medicine.

Yu: oh.

Guo: Hey, big brother, your face is not right. You are not as lively as the old man!

Yu: who wants to die first?

Guo: ah, what, what are you doing in your head?

Yu: where is the discussion? ! What?

Guo: I haven't eaten for three days.

Yu: hungry!

Guo: Hurry up, kitchen, you have to eat. You know, people are iron rice and steel, and you are hungry if you don't eat a meal.

Yu: hmm.

Guo: ah, hurry up, I'll keep an eye on it for you! Ah!

Y: Oh, there you are.

Guo: Go for a walk and get something to eat.

Y: Great.

Guo: where are you going? I have to take care of it

Yu: yes!

Guo: isn't it? I don't feel good when I see your father here.

Yu: uncomfortable.

Guo: I grew up with the old man when I was a child, and I grew up with him.

Yu: oh.

Guo: now that he is like this, can I feel the taste in my heart?

Yu: exactly.

Guo: Alas ... (pointing to the old man) You have today, too.

Yu: huh? ! Hey, how do you talk here? What is this? What do you mean, there is today?

Guo: no, it used to be so strong, big and tall, with big cheeks and big arms.

Yu: oh.

Guo: as soon as he went out of the whole alley, he shouted and everyone closed.

Yu: why?

Guo: "Clean streets are everywhere", you know.

Yu: I haven't heard of it!

Guo: I came out and went in. Now, look, I'm lying here: (imitating) "Oops, oops ..."

Yu: Out of breath.

Guo: be quiet, old man. Do you still know me? Me, Degang.

Yu: hmm.

Guo: (Learn) Ah, Degang ... You still know people!

Yu: not bad.

Guo: that will do! Old man, would you like some water?

Yu: ah.

Guo: (learning) ah, ah ... (refusing)

Yu: not drinking water.

Guo: Are you hungry? Get something to eat? (Learning) Ah, ah ... No eating.

Yu: I can't eat it.

Guo: Oh, let me help you sit down for a while. Ah, ah ...

Yu: I can't sit up.

Guo: I'm here. I ... I have to wait on you. What can I get you?

Yu: ask him what he needs.

Guo: (learn) I want to miss (urinate) ...

Yu: Ah? ! Wait a minute!

Guo: I should have died!

Yu: that's damn it! I didn't say that. Do you want a young lady at this age?

Guo: ah, what's the matter? (Learn) Alas, untie your hands!

Yu: Ahem! What do you say in classical Chinese at this time? !

Guo: I've watched Jin Ping Mei too much.

Yu: okay, okay! Don't mention this Jin Ping Mei!

Guo: come on, I'll watch over you and watch you pee. (Zhou: holding, holding)

Yu: alas.

Guo: (Learn) Don't touch me, I'm finished peeing!

Yu: De.

Guo: ok, give me a shoe!

Yu: if you talk too much, you will lose.

Guo: old man, old man ... hey, stop moving, your eyes can be fixed.

Yu: yo!

Guo: what's the matter? I have to sniff. See if there's any air coming in.

Yu: let's see if there is breath.

Guo: poof! (Put two fingers in the old man's nose) Yeah, dead!

Yu: nonsense, not dying also makes you die, this!

Guo: I don't know this. I haven't studied veterinary medicine, let me tell you.

Yu: so you dare to do it? !

Guo: It's noisy ... Oh, it attracts flies. That's it!

Yu: where is it so fast?

Guo: this will attract flies! Come on, run to the kitchen! Looking for your big brother

Yu: oh.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, my foot just entered the threshold, and I saw your big brother's back ...

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: My tears came down. There is no such thing as a son in the world!

Yu: filial piety!

Guo: ah, it's really heartbreaking. I couldn't speak for a long time.

Yu: really.

Guo: The old man has been ill for so many days, and he has never unbuttoned his clothes and lay down.

Yu: I haven't slept properly.

Guo: That's him.

Yu: mm-hmm.

Guo: especially if you are hungry and full, it is harmful to your health.

Yu: yes!

Guo: Especially this time, I haven't eaten for three days. Do you think he can eat by now? Big fish and big meat, stew an elbow and pot ribs?

Yu: I can't eat it.

Guo: I can't eat! Just cook some noodles, alas, it doesn't taste good.

Yu: pinch it up smoothly.

Guo: cook something wide and something thin.

Yu: hmm?

Guo: I cooked some spaghetti and made some noodles myself. Cooked some Longxu Noodles.

Yu: that's a lot of work!

Guo: dozen of halogen seeds, diarrhea of sesame sauce. Dandan Noodles's seasoning.

Yu: oh!

Guo: fried sauce, shredded pork, sliced meat, sliced meat, sliced meat, minced meat and minced meat. Fried egg sauce, fried yellow sauce, fried sweet noodle sauce!

Yu: what's wrong with my brother's lack of mind!

Guo: forty or so sample dishes.

Y: Yes!

Guo: We've cut all the red skins, and now we're peeling garlic!

Yu: wow! What a complete meal!

Guo: hey, cough, cough! Heartless, huh? !

Yu: I know!

Guo: Your father is dead!

Yu: tell him!

Guo: hi! Ah ...? People are dead! Alas, alas ..... (heartbroken)

Yu: cry!

Guo: (crying) It's killing me ~! (crying while fishing for noodles from the pot)

Yu: OK!

Guo: (Continue to cry, then pick noodles from the pot) Alas ...

Yu: Come on, don't pull it!

Guo: (crying) alas ... where is my garlic?

Yu: Well, what about garlic? ! Where else to eat? !

Guo: Looking at it, I feel distressed and hate panic, you know.

Yu: I just hate it. Then!

Guo: I ate four bowls of noodles.

Yu: I didn't eat less.

Guo: I drank two bowls of noodle soup again.

Yu: hmm!

Guo: I said, is this ok? Hiccup!

Yu: I'm full of burps.

Guo: Wait for me to lie down, lie down for a while ...

Yu: I'm still lying down! Get up!

Guo: I lay down for 2 minutes.

Yu: ah.

Guo: hey, hey, hey, get up.

Yu: hmm.

Guo: what's the matter? Your father is dead. Yeah? ! (crying) ouch ... why didn't you say so earlier ...

Yu: I told you that you had eaten all the noodles!

Guo: Come on, have a look. It attracts flies. Come on.

Yu: I attracted flies just now.

Guo: Come and have a look at this room. The old man is lying there. Your big brother burst into tears.

Yu: can you stop crying?

Guo: "Wow ..." I just cried. I stamped my feet and beat my chest.

Yu: oh!

Guo: I was crying. As soon as the door opened, the third child came back.

Yu: oh, third master.

Guo: You three brothers, he was not at home at that time.

y: I'm on a business trip.

Guo: I can't help it. The performance will go out of town. An army of Hainan Island went to comfort. Not here.

Yu: oh, no!

Guo: This third child, ah this ...

Yu: OK, OK, OK! Don't go on.

Guo: what's the matter?

Yu: I was a little biased when I heard your call just now.

Guo: what's the matter?

Yu: Is it appropriate to comfort people? !

Guo: No money, a performance for comfort.

Yu: that's called sympathy, you know!

Guo: Oh, what about condolences? Consolation performance, said comfort for several years.

Yu: What kind of knowledge is this?

Guo: Comfort ... sympathy for the performance.

Yu: condolences.

Guo: No, I can't make it back. What about Hainan?

Yu: ah.

Guo: Lao San is near. Lao San is in Baoding for business.

in: Hebei.

Guo: hey, there is an invention. Talking about the project there.

Yu: What invention?

Guo: Well, he studied a high-tech thing.

Yu: oh