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Degang Guo said that Yu Qian's father died.
Guo: Student Degang Guo, pay tribute to my parents. A lot of people came, and I was so happy.
Yu: I'm happy.
Guo: I am so beautiful when I look at you.
Y: Yes.
Guo: Some people know us, while others don't.
Yu: hey, some are ripe and some are not.
Guo: I'm Degang Guo, an unknown crosstalk performer in China.
Yu: hehe. This is to introduce myself.
Guo: I'm ashamed. I've worked for more than 2 years, and I'm not a wrist, a corner or an artist.
Yu: ah.
Guo: Nobody knows me except my relatives.
Y: Yes.
Guo: I'm ashamed. Leave it in Wangfujing. Ask, do you know me? Turn around and leave.
Yu: no.
Guo: Do you know me? Hey, hey, well, I took a taxi.
Yu: it runs quite fast.
Guo: Look at others.
Yu: who is it?
Guo: Mr. Yu Qian.
Yu: oh, me?
Guo: that's amazing.
Yu: well, it's nothing ...
Guo: cross talk is good, and I'm also involved in film and television.
Yu: I have made several films.
Guo: I have made film.
Yu: ah.
Guo: I have done advertisements.
Yu: oh.
Guo: I have done TV dramas.
Yu: yes.
Guo: I photographed Hanako. (Paihuazi: refers to the act of abducting and selling children) < P > Yu: I am still abducting children. Me?
Guo: huh? What's the matter
Yu: Pat Hanako, me!
Guo: shoot. Take pictures, pictorial. In the pictorial, you wear a cheongsam and stand there.
Yu: What's wrong with me? I shoot in cheongsam!
Guo: It's like that one in Shanghai in the 192s and 193s, with a cigarette in his mouth.
Yu: then I can't wear cheongsam either!
Guo: it's a big job. Will soon become the image spokesperson of Beijing Sanpingzi. (Sanbanzi: agricultural tricycle)
Yu: What a big job!
Guo: In the future, there will be photos of Yu Qian in all three rooms.
Yu: not so good!
Guo: how nice! I envy others. Little crosstalk performer, there is no comparison with those with wrists here.
Yu: you can't say that.
Guo: ah, we've been saving it here for several years, decades. Let's buy an old car and drive it.
Yu: oh.
Guo: I've been in this business for a year, so I bought it.
Y: Did you buy a car?
Guo: I bought a monthly ticket.
y: I'm going by bus, right?
Guo: You can get on any car. Alas, nobody cares!
Yu: isn't this nonsense? Who cares if you have a monthly ticket?
Guo: How powerful it is! Look at it!
Yu: what power!
Guo: Great!
Yu: I can't talk about power!
Guo: I envy you very much. Please sign it for me.
Yu: let's not do this!
Guo: if you sign it, it will be cheaper at the moment. Sign one.
Y: You do business here, right?
Guo: hey, it will be expensive to become a big shot in a few days.
Yu: no! No!
Guo: how nice! To be honest, your cross talk is a bit bad.
Yu: how could it be ruined?
Guo: A vast world can do a lot. There are 36 lines in the world, and every line is the champion.
Yu: oh.
Guo: It would be even more remarkable if Mr. Yu Qian didn't speak cross talk.
Yu: then what am I doing? I don't speak cross talk.
Guo: Because your family is a scholarly family.
Yu: oh, everyone is learned.
Guo: a learned man. Upside down, Ming and Qing dynasties, this is after the official door.
Yu: What do you mean, after an official?
Guo: huh? Huh? (making ears)
Yu: What do you want to hear?
Guo: when I mention the official door, they are all happy!
Yu: nonsense! You say the official door is still unhappy? That's a eunuch, you know?
Guo: yes.
Yu: you just understand?
Guo: oh, that's what your family does.
Yu: your family can do this!
Guo: Is it easy to take a photo? (photo taken: getting a license)
Yu: Why, do you want to get one?
Guo: no.
Yu: what do you mean?
Guo: isn't it a good word after the official door?
Yu: there are no good words!
Guo: An official!
Yu: just say that you are an official.
Guo: It has been handed down from generation to generation, and it has been handed down to your father.
Yu: hmm.
Guo: They are more worthy of mentioning.
Yu: what's the matter?
Guo: Yu Qian's father, Father Zhao, has beaten ...
Yu: Wait a minute!
Guo: (then) twenties ...
Yu: (stops Guo) Come on! Don't say age! You didn't even get your last name right. What age are you talking about?
Guo: you choose one.
Yu: I'll pick one that's outrageous!
Guo: it's up to you to choose! (optional: zhai 2 sound)
Yu: no!
Guo: if you don't want to come, I'll do the rest.
Yu: You have to change your surname, too. What?
Guo: No, you ...
Yu: My father has to have my last name!
Guo: oh, yes, yes, to the old man.
Yu: Ah, that's right!
Guo: amazing, doctor.
Yu: doctor.
Guo: The famous Beijing City. I think there were four famous doctors.
Yu: yes!
Guo: I just taught one apprentice.
Y: Yes.
Guo: That's his father. When Beijing is mentioned to the old man, there is nothing I don't know.
Yu: Yes
Guo: It's famous.
Yu: a little famous.
Guo: an old western doctor.
Yu: an old western doctor?
Guo: Do the math. How many years have it been?
Yu: how many years can that be?
Guo: amazing, amazing. Come down from the top, your father, line eight.
Yu: oh.
Guo: As soon as you scan it, you know that Beijing belongs to the Eighth Master and
Yu: everyone knows.
Guo: There is nothing I don't know. North China, Northeast China, ask and go, all know.
Yu: this area in the north is famous.
Guo: Is it plausible? Is it plausible?
Yu: nonsense, why are the faces of both father and son green!
Guo: The old man is ill, but the old man has endured it.
Yu: Oh, serving patients.
Guo: There is no dutiful son before going to bed for a hundred days. There is no one else at home, just your eldest brother.
Yu: oh.
Guo: Is it easy to be inside and out? It's a change of medicine.
Yu: oh.
Guo: Hey, big brother, your face is not right. You are not as lively as the old man!
Yu: who wants to die first?
Guo: ah, what, what are you doing in your head?
Yu: where is the discussion? ! What?
Guo: I haven't eaten for three days.
Yu: hungry!
Guo: Hurry up, kitchen, you have to eat. You know, people are iron rice and steel, and you are hungry if you don't eat a meal.
Yu: hmm.
Guo: ah, hurry up, I'll keep an eye on it for you! Ah!
Y: Oh, there you are.
Guo: Go for a walk and get something to eat.
Y: Great.
Guo: where are you going? I have to take care of it
Yu: yes!
Guo: isn't it? I don't feel good when I see your father here.
Yu: uncomfortable.
Guo: I grew up with the old man when I was a child, and I grew up with him.
Yu: oh.
Guo: now that he is like this, can I feel the taste in my heart?
Yu: exactly.
Guo: Alas ... (pointing to the old man) You have today, too.
Yu: huh? ! Hey, how do you talk here? What is this? What do you mean, there is today?
Guo: no, it used to be so strong, big and tall, with big cheeks and big arms.
Yu: oh.
Guo: as soon as he went out of the whole alley, he shouted and everyone closed.
Yu: why?
Guo: "Clean streets are everywhere", you know.
Yu: I haven't heard of it!
Guo: I came out and went in. Now, look, I'm lying here: (imitating) "Oops, oops ..."
Yu: Out of breath.
Guo: be quiet, old man. Do you still know me? Me, Degang.
Yu: hmm.
Guo: (Learn) Ah, Degang ... You still know people!
Yu: not bad.
Guo: that will do! Old man, would you like some water?
Yu: ah.
Guo: (learning) ah, ah ... (refusing)
Yu: not drinking water.
Guo: Are you hungry? Get something to eat? (Learning) Ah, ah ... No eating.
Yu: I can't eat it.
Guo: Oh, let me help you sit down for a while. Ah, ah ...
Yu: I can't sit up.
Guo: I'm here. I ... I have to wait on you. What can I get you?
Yu: ask him what he needs.
Guo: (learn) I want to miss (urinate) ...
Yu: Ah? ! Wait a minute!
Guo: I should have died!
Yu: that's damn it! I didn't say that. Do you want a young lady at this age?
Guo: ah, what's the matter? (Learn) Alas, untie your hands!
Yu: Ahem! What do you say in classical Chinese at this time? !
Guo: I've watched Jin Ping Mei too much.
Yu: okay, okay! Don't mention this Jin Ping Mei!
Guo: come on, I'll watch over you and watch you pee. (Zhou: holding, holding)
Yu: alas.
Guo: (Learn) Don't touch me, I'm finished peeing!
Yu: De.
Guo: ok, give me a shoe!
Yu: if you talk too much, you will lose.
Guo: old man, old man ... hey, stop moving, your eyes can be fixed.
Yu: yo!
Guo: what's the matter? I have to sniff. See if there's any air coming in.
Yu: let's see if there is breath.
Guo: poof! (Put two fingers in the old man's nose) Yeah, dead!
Yu: nonsense, not dying also makes you die, this!
Guo: I don't know this. I haven't studied veterinary medicine, let me tell you.
Yu: so you dare to do it? !
Guo: It's noisy ... Oh, it attracts flies. That's it!
Yu: where is it so fast?
Guo: this will attract flies! Come on, run to the kitchen! Looking for your big brother
Yu: oh.
Guo: As soon as I entered the door, my foot just entered the threshold, and I saw your big brother's back ...
Yu: What's the matter?
Guo: My tears came down. There is no such thing as a son in the world!
Yu: filial piety!
Guo: ah, it's really heartbreaking. I couldn't speak for a long time.
Yu: really.
Guo: The old man has been ill for so many days, and he has never unbuttoned his clothes and lay down.
Yu: I haven't slept properly.
Guo: That's him.
Yu: mm-hmm.
Guo: especially if you are hungry and full, it is harmful to your health.
Yu: yes!
Guo: Especially this time, I haven't eaten for three days. Do you think he can eat by now? Big fish and big meat, stew an elbow and pot ribs?
Yu: I can't eat it.
Guo: I can't eat! Just cook some noodles, alas, it doesn't taste good.
Yu: pinch it up smoothly.
Guo: cook something wide and something thin.
Yu: hmm?
Guo: I cooked some spaghetti and made some noodles myself. Cooked some Longxu Noodles.
Yu: that's a lot of work!
Guo: dozen of halogen seeds, diarrhea of sesame sauce. Dandan Noodles's seasoning.
Yu: oh!
Guo: fried sauce, shredded pork, sliced meat, sliced meat, sliced meat, minced meat and minced meat. Fried egg sauce, fried yellow sauce, fried sweet noodle sauce!
Yu: what's wrong with my brother's lack of mind!
Guo: forty or so sample dishes.
Y: Yes!
Guo: We've cut all the red skins, and now we're peeling garlic!
Yu: wow! What a complete meal!
Guo: hey, cough, cough! Heartless, huh? !
Yu: I know!
Guo: Your father is dead!
Yu: tell him!
Guo: hi! Ah ...? People are dead! Alas, alas ..... (heartbroken)
Yu: cry!
Guo: (crying) It's killing me ~! (crying while fishing for noodles from the pot)
Yu: OK!
Guo: (Continue to cry, then pick noodles from the pot) Alas ...
Yu: Come on, don't pull it!
Guo: (crying) alas ... where is my garlic?
Yu: Well, what about garlic? ! Where else to eat? !
Guo: Looking at it, I feel distressed and hate panic, you know.
Yu: I just hate it. Then!
Guo: I ate four bowls of noodles.
Yu: I didn't eat less.
Guo: I drank two bowls of noodle soup again.
Yu: hmm!
Guo: I said, is this ok? Hiccup!
Yu: I'm full of burps.
Guo: Wait for me to lie down, lie down for a while ...
Yu: I'm still lying down! Get up!
Guo: I lay down for 2 minutes.
Yu: ah.
Guo: hey, hey, hey, get up.
Yu: hmm.
Guo: what's the matter? Your father is dead. Yeah? ! (crying) ouch ... why didn't you say so earlier ...
Yu: I told you that you had eaten all the noodles!
Guo: Come on, have a look. It attracts flies. Come on.
Yu: I attracted flies just now.
Guo: Come and have a look at this room. The old man is lying there. Your big brother burst into tears.
Yu: can you stop crying?
Guo: "Wow ..." I just cried. I stamped my feet and beat my chest.
Yu: oh!
Guo: I was crying. As soon as the door opened, the third child came back.
Yu: oh, third master.
Guo: You three brothers, he was not at home at that time.
y: I'm on a business trip.
Guo: I can't help it. The performance will go out of town. An army of Hainan Island went to comfort. Not here.
Yu: oh, no!
Guo: This third child, ah this ...
Yu: OK, OK, OK! Don't go on.
Guo: what's the matter?
Yu: I was a little biased when I heard your call just now.
Guo: what's the matter?
Yu: Is it appropriate to comfort people? !
Guo: No money, a performance for comfort.
Yu: that's called sympathy, you know!
Guo: Oh, what about condolences? Consolation performance, said comfort for several years.
Yu: What kind of knowledge is this?
Guo: Comfort ... sympathy for the performance.
Yu: condolences.
Guo: No, I can't make it back. What about Hainan?
Yu: ah.
Guo: Lao San is near. Lao San is in Baoding for business.
in: Hebei.
Guo: hey, there is an invention. Talking about the project there.
Yu: What invention?
Guo: Well, he studied a high-tech thing.
Yu: oh
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