One hundred thousand cold jokes Pinocchio

One hundred thousand cold jokes Pinocchio

Together: 100,000 cold jokes ~ ~

Narrator 1: Nezha and II. No, Pinocchio

Pinocchio: I didn't go through the back door? I'm not lying to you, am I?

(official start)

Pi Nuo Qiqi: My name is Pi Nuo Qiqi. I hate humans. They always laugh at my body, especially my nose. When I lie, it grows out. So what? I hate the old carpenter who built me, too!

Passerby 1: Hey, look, Pinocchio's nose is so funny, haha ~

Pinocchio: Those who laugh at me?

Passerby 1: Huh?

Pinocchio: Actually, I'm stainless steel?

Passerby 1: Where? What kind of stainless steel? You're not wood? Uh huh! ! ! ! !

Pi Nuo: Those who laugh at me must die!

Passerby 2: How precocious! ! Pi Nuo has killed someone! ! !

Pinocchio: Well, it's actually made of wood?

Passerby 2: You damn long-nosed monster, I'll let the old carpenter tear you down! !

Pinocchio: Huh? Their accomplices must die, too!

Pinocchio: Well, actually, I make ceramics.

Passerby 2: Mm-hmm! ! ! !

Pi Nuo odd: Sure enough, all human beings must die! ! !

Pinocchio: One family is equal to six people! (Passerby: Ah! ! ) China ranks first in the football world! ! ! (Passerby: Hey! ! ! ) A woman's elbow can't touch her navel at the same time! ! ! (Passerby: Mm-hmm ~ ~) I'm ugly! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Passerby: Well, right, right, so, so?

Pinocchio:? .. am I handsome? (Passerby: Huh? . )

Pinocchio: (crying), (crying) It turns out that cold dance is not a beautiful sister paper at all! ! ! (Passers-by exclaim: Mm-hmm. )

Pinocchio: Finally? I've decided! I want to destroy the earth! ! ! 100,000 cold jokes, a good ~ moving ~ painting ~ alas, very strict setting, exquisite painter, touching plot? Where is this? When I woke up, I was already on the moon? Sure enough, the plan to poke the earth with your nose is a bit unreliable. Why not go back to earth first and solve them one by one? Really? I can see Liu Wa! ! !

Snow White: Lala Lala ~ ~ Mm-hmm ~ Hunter Xiaomi ~ Thank you for bringing me here to play, it's really fun ~

Hunter: Well, have fun and take you back to the palace later.

Snow White: Ah ~ It seems like fun over there. I'll go and have a look ~

Hunter: Snow White, I'm sorry? This is the queen's will. I can't go against it.

There is a loud bang, and the hunter is very insincere at this time: Huh? 1)

Pinocchio: Ahem .. Ahem? Ah! Emma, run over someone! Well, it's a good start to crush one as soon as you come back. Next, let's begin to destroy mankind! !

Snow White: Hello, what are you burying?

Pinocchio:! ! ! Partner! Now shut up! !

Snow White (softly): Excuse me, did you see an uncle here just now?

Pinocchio (Snow White) kept exclaiming, like: Wow? Hahn? Something like that ): hey! (heartbroken) No? No? I don't see anyone alive ... er ... no ... no one. ..

Snow White: Great! How did your nose change?

Pinocchio: Hehe, it's actually no big deal, but lying will get longer and telling the truth will get shorter?

Snow White: Huh? Wow? Hmm, huh?

Pi Nuo Pinocchio (Snow White's waves and laughter below): I never lie. A family is actually equal to 200 thousand or 100 thousand cold jokes. There are many good cartoons and updates on the river crab man.

Narrator:

From then on? Pi Nuo and Snow White live a happy life in the forest?

Pi Nuo odd: Love can change a person, old carpenter dad. Thank you for making me like this?

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