Nickname joke

There are 100 single generals in Liangshan, and they all have their own nicknames. From this, we find an interesting phenomenon, that is, people with higher martial arts have random nicknames, so that they are not known by nicknames, but based on their own strength, such as Walker, Flower Monk Lu, Sword Guan Sheng, Green Beast Yang Zhi, Hu and so on. The nicknames of these first-class masters are very common, not so gorgeous and amazing. These people won by themselves. But there are also many mediocre people with amazing nicknames, and their strength and ability are completely mismatched. Here are a few brave men with great nicknames but poor strength. Jong Li was a busker before Liangshan, and his ability was very general. In order to sell more dog skin plasters, he used the nickname "Iliad" to fool people. Not to mention tiger hunting, Jong Li may not have seen a real tiger. The real tiger hero Wu Song didn't even claim to be a tiger. It's a joke that Jong Li, who has never seen tiger hair, dares to take this nickname. Because he couldn't stand it, Jong Li didn't have a strong presence in Liangshan, and finally ranked 86th. His record is not honorable. Hu, one of the five tigers, was crushed after only a dozen rounds.

Zhou Tong's ability is not even as good as that of Jong Li, who plays a street performer. It is said that while Shi Jinhe was drinking in a bar in Weidanzhou, Lu was doing his own thing, and that was to stand up for being bullied by Kansai. As a result, after three punches killed the town of Kansai, Lu escaped and became a wanted man of the government. Because I was drinking with Lu, I was afraid of implicating myself and fled overnight. When passing Taohua Mountain, there was a battle with the mountain king Zhou Tong, but Zhou Tong was no match for Jong Li, so he asked Jong Li to join him and let Jong Li become the chief herder. Although Zhou Tong defeated Jong Li, he dared to give himself the nickname "Little Overlord", but the coffin board of Xiang Yu, the real overlord of Chu, was not suppressed soon. Han Tao doesn't win many battles, but he often loses. The defeated general called himself delicious! How fresh. Han Tao is the messenger of Hu. Gao Qiu ordered Hu to conquer Liangshan. Hu Xiang recommended two people to go with him, one is Peng Qi, ambassador of Yingzhou, and the other is Yum! Jiang

Hu probably wants to make a fortune with Han Tao's Yum brand! But this Han Tao didn't give big brother a long face. Hu Yan's burning rate army killed Liangshan, and Han Tao took the lead in attacking Qin Ming, becoming one of the five tigers in Liangshan. If you don't know, one dozen Han Tao will be exposed, and two dozen will make Han Tao afraid. I can only play Qin Ming for 20 rounds. Han Tao, how dare you call yourself Yum! General? Han Tao was praised in the original work of Water Margin: "Keep a low profile, carry on the family line and be ambitious. Xie Heng jujube, love Zheng Jin robe. Tigers can be caught on the flat ground, but eagles are used to shooting from a long distance. Chen Zhou Youth League, delicious! This will be Han Wei. " I don't know whether Mr. Shi Naian praised Han Tao or was ashamed of Han Tao.

Huang Xin was originally the commander-in-chief of Qingzhou government, in charge of Qingfeng Mountain, Taohua Mountain and Erlong Mountain. Xin Huang probably gave himself such a nickname to give himself courage. Huang Xin didn't say that he could shake three mountains, but he couldn't shake any of them. Wang Ying, Yan Shun and Zheng Tianshou, the three great spellcasters in Taohua Mountain, have average strength, and their combined strength will not be substantially improved. Huang Xin once fought against these three mediocrities, and as a result, Huang Xin couldn't cope with peach death after only playing for more than ten rounds. His cowhide shocked three mountains and broke. If you are not familiar with the Water Margin, who will know who Yu Baosi is? The sense of existence is too low, which is too strange for many readers. Such a character with a low sense of existence may really dare to call himself the god of danger. What is a dangerous god? As the name implies, evil spirits stand on a dangerous road, which means that one person is guarding it, and 10 thousand people can't force it. Who is Xiaoyu? What are your abilities? Yu Baosi was originally a Qingzhou robber, ten feet long and wide in waist. It seems that his nickname has nothing to do with ability, but with figure. Yu Baosi has no criminal record, which is related to his position in Liangshan. He is mainly responsible for sending handsome flags to Song Jiang.