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An evil joke

Gao Taiwei, who kicked himself to the top of the three conductors with a good ball, can be said to be a single victim. Half of these heroes went to Liangshan, which was related to our Gao Taiwei. Most of their deaths were caused by this Gao Taiwei. Speaking of which, we will think of a joke. Yes, that's the one who said that China football has not turned over for nearly a thousand years since the death of golf. Karma. How did our Gao Taiwei die?

In the Water Margin, Lin Chong, the coach of 800,000 imperial soldiers, can be said to be a sad figure. He has a decent job and a wife. He drinks a little after work every day and gets shot with a dance stick. However, the unexpected trouble is that his daughter-in-law is attracted by Gao Qiu's son Gao Yanei. After a series of operations by Gao Qiu, she strayed into Baihutang, was forced to abandon her wife, and finally was forced to go to Liangshan.

I believe all the audience who saw this scene wanted to give Gao Qiu a knife, especially when the Ruan brothers in CCTV Water Margin caught Gao Qiu and were sent down the mountain by Song, which made Lin angry and forced Lu away. It can be said that I would have smashed the TV if he hadn't been too young to lift rocks. Unfortunately, when I saw the ending, I didn't see how Gao Qiu did it, so it can be seen that all the evildoers may not be culpable of punishment.

So how did the old thief Gao appear in history? According to Jing Yao Kang Lu, after the nomads from that time crossed the Yellow River, Hui Zong passed the throne to Song Qinzong, and Hui Zong fled to the Taiqing Palace in Sizhou. Tong Guan and Gao Qiu, his confidants, led a group of victorious soldiers and a group of imperial guards as companions. However, Hui Zong's minions are jealous of each other, intrigue and please each other.

Shortly after arriving in Sizhou, Tong Guan clashed with Gao Qiu. ? Tong Guan crossed the Huaihe River like Huaiyang with three thousand followers and won. Gao Qiu left 3,000 soldiers in Si, under control. ? Tong Guan's retinue, Huizong, and others continued to go south, leaving Gao Qiu in Sizhou, named? Control Huai Jin? Gao Qiu then returned to Kaifeng on the grounds of illness.

However, once every emperor was a courtier, although Song abdicated, it was a shame to see so many people taking orders from him. Song Zongwei is his father who didn't start, but others didn't, which is so short-sighted. Then Tong Guan and Liang Shicheng were put to death, Tong Guan was even killed in Kaifeng, and Cai Jing's son Cai You was destroyed by Song Qinzong. It can be said that it is a great joy, but our protagonist played a game.

In the history of Song Dynasty? Biography of Li Ruoshui mentioned that Gao Qiu died in the first year of Jingkang.

Li Ruoshui was a doctor in imperial academy in the first year of Jingkang. The story of the death of Gao Qiu, the third division of Kaifu Instrument, should be hanged by the emperor. Ruoshuiyan:? He used his lucky minister to show his position, corrupted the military and political affairs, and the Jin people moved on. Tong Guan and others are to blame for his crime, and the whole leader will be dismissed. There is still time to chase the official rank and show it to the public; However, according to the usual practice, some departments want to add gifts, which is not so peaceful and open. ? When this chapter begins, it will stop. ?

In another book "Dangkou Zhi" written by Yu Wanchun, the ending of Gao Qiu was written. Back to the one hundred and thirty-second "Xu Hulin gave his life to serve the country, and Zhang Shuye was promoted by a letter", not only did Liang Shicheng, Li Yan, Zhu CuO and Wang Fu do the right thing, but Gao Qiu was sent to Cangzhou, which can be said to be gratifying. When I arrived in Cangzhou, I was even heard by Zhu Tong.

However, the ending of history is often cruel. Unfortunately, Gao Qiu not only died, but also three sons, all of whom followed him.

According to seventy-nine Official Thirty-six in Song Yaoji Draft, Gao Qiu imitated Cai Jing's method of promoting his son, and changed his son Kang Youyao's county official Gao Yao to a full post, while another son Gao Yao was observed and promoted to Cheng Ren. According to the records in Volume 21 of the History of Song Dynasty, Gao Qiu also had a son named Gao Handle, who was made a regular male in the seventeenth year of Shaoxing (1 147).