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What are some of the more funny words that people find funny? Below are some very funny words that I collected for you. I hope you like them!

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1) The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside

2) When love comes, of course it is also happy. However, this kind of happiness has to be paid for, and you have to learn to accept disappointment, pain and separation. From then on, life was no longer pure.

3) I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and give me a bite when I am happy.

4) My principle is: I will not offend others unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will get angry!

5) We may be able to love two people at the same time and be loved by each other at the same time. Loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we grow old.

6) The same person cannot give you the same pain. When he hurts you repeatedly, the wound has become accustomed to it and the feeling has become numb. No matter how many times he hurts you, it is far less painful than the first time.

7) Separation is for reunion.

8) I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and give me a bite when I am happy.

9) Student B: Even if the earth stops spinning, we will still continue to revolve around the Party Central Committee with Hu as the center

10) I am in the Jianghu, but the Jianghu is not The legend about me

11) Old advice: Girl, you have to eat appropriately to lose weight effectively.

12) I am in the rivers and lakes, but there are no legends about me in the rivers and lakes

13) Follow other people’s paths and leave others with no way to go

14) It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the one you love.

15) You see, there are always so many things in the world that make you sad: When Yin Qingyuan cannot meet, they miss each other. But once they can meet and get together again, they will torture each other again.

The latest and most funny saying

1) If a couple plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

2) I gradually discovered that people are fairies! Some fairies eat people, but people will eat anything. If you catch a fairy, you can probably barbecue it!

3) You Only if you were not loved by someone in the past will you cherish the person who will love you in the future.

4) When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

5) Take the path of others and leave others with nowhere to go

6) Dreaming about eating spaghetti and waking up in the morning to find that the shoelaces are gone!

< p> 7) Love is not complicated. It only takes three words to come and go. Either I love you or I hate you, just forget it. How are you? I'm sorry

8) Only pursuit and desire lead to happiness, but also frustration and disappointment. After frustration and disappointment, we learn to cherish. If you were not loved by someone before, you will cherish the person who will love you in the future.

9) If emotions and years can be gently torn into pieces and thrown into the sea, then I am willing to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I love to hear your words, but I don’t understand them. You want to see my silence, but you don’t understand it.

10) Spring is the season when colds and emotions are most common. Some people accidentally catch a cold, and some people accidentally fall in love. I belong to the former. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned.

11) Lovers are roads, friends are trees. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. Don’t get lost when you are rich, rely on trees when you are short of money, and don’t forget the road when you are happy. Water the tree during breaks.

12) When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

13) Separation is for reunion.

14) Love turns out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

15) We may be able to love two people and be loved by two people at the same time. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we grow old.

16) Love is not complicated. It only takes three words to come and go. Either I love you or I hate you, just forget it.

How are you? I'm sorry

17) The red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss you!

18) If emotions and years can be gently torn apart, throw them into In the sea, then, I am willing to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I love to hear your words, but I don’t understand them. You want to see my silence, but you don’t understand it.

19) Lack, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. . . .

20) If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.

About a very funny saying

1) Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who will love you in the future.

2) When they can't see each other, they miss each other. But once they can meet and get together again, they will torture each other again.

3) Geography teacher: What would happen to our world if the earth stopped spinning?

4) I am not a casual person, but I am not a human being if I am casual

5) I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder

6) Listen to your words, Saint Seiya is studying.

7) The same person cannot give you the same pain. When he hurts you repeatedly, the wound has become accustomed to it and the feeling has become numb. No matter how many times he hurts you, it is far less painful than the first time.

8) When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

9) It is difficult to love someone, and even harder to give up the one you love.

10) Love is a luxury. Just like the fox fur coat in the Paris window, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will make people sober. Love is also a luxury product, you can only watch it from a distance, don't imagine or touch it because it requires the right time, the right person meeting at the right place, both are indispensable.

11) If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.

12) The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker

13) The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear Wear it inside

14) The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker

15) Love turns out to be drinking poisoned wine with a smile.

16) I met an Indian man on the train. He had nothing to do and asked me in Chinese which country had the most culture. I said, can you use Chinese chopsticks? He said, grabbing with your hands is the most correct way to eat, and you can grab anything without being restricted by food. I like to deal with all kinds of dissatisfaction, so when we got to the station, I took him to have a hot pot meal.

17) Life is so tiring. The so-called friends around me only approach me for money. The most common thing they say to me every day is: "When will I pay you back?"

18) I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world

19) I was walking with my new boyfriend at night, and suddenly I saw two dogs having sex. He looked at it for a while and blushed. Ask me: Do you also have such thoughts now? I quickly explained: No, no, no, I will not be interested in a male dog!

20) Geography teacher: If the earth does not rotate What will our world be like?

21) I met a homeless man at the train station in the morning. He pulled me and said, boy, I forgot how many days I haven’t eaten. Can you? I said: think about it carefully and you will remember it.

22) After so many ups and downs, so many years of hard work, you have finally become the name I will mention when I say dirty words.

23) Once I was stared at by a big dog on the road. I ran and chased him more and more. At this time, the dog owner behind me shouted: Squat down! I wonder if the dog is afraid of people squatting down. For this action, squat down. Sure enough, the dog didn't catch up. When he turned around, he saw the dog squatting behind him. The dog owner smiled and said: Sorry, young man, I said it was a dog.

24) I received a phone call claiming to be recruiting students for the CEO class of a certain university. I said I was interested, and the other party asked me what industry I was in. I said IT and communications peripheral services. The other party asked how it works, and I said Providing consultation and direct sales in densely populated streets and underground passages. He was more specific. I said it was the linear treatment of polymer compounds on the surface of intelligent high-end digital communication equipment. He insisted: Can you be more general? I said "mobile phone film", and the other party Hang up the phone.

25) If the two ducks play in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.