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Composition "The Story on the Dining Table"
Just the year before last, I spilled a little while eating, and my father often criticized me for it. No, I made this mistake again at this dining table.
I had just finished eating when my father called me again. "Son, how did you get the rice on the table again? Come on, eat your meal. " Dad is nagging again. Go back to the dining table to "clean up the battlefield" every time you finish eating.
I reluctantly said to my father, "Dad, why did you wake me up again?"
"You didn't eat the rice, rice bowl didn't shave. Obedient, come and eat. "
"This is just a few grains of rice. If it is wasted, it will be wasted. " "I don't care." What's the big deal? Why all the fuss? "
Dad said excitedly, "Have you forgotten the poem" Compassion for Farmers "? The farmer's uncle faces the loess and his back is facing the sky. Every grain is hard to come by. The poem also wrote, "There are no idle fields in the four seas, and farmers still starve to death! "Four seas have no leisure fields to write about the diligence and hard work of farmers. Aren't they so tired because we have food?
When my father finished, I saw the farmer's uncle working hard ... Thinking of this, I immediately scraped the rice in my rice bowl and picked it up to eat. Slowly, I gradually got rid of this bad habit.
Once, twice ... I gradually got rid of this bad habit.
Until one day, I went to my grandmother's house to play, and there was no rice left for dinner. My grandmother scratched her eyes and said, "Son, you finally got rid of this bad habit!" " "I bowed my head in embarrassment.
Yes, I got rid of this bad habit. I also know that we should cherish food and don't waste every bit of food. Interviewee: JFKIKO | Level 3 | 201-3-17 20: 21.
In our family, dinner is a very important family time. My parents and I get together for dinner after a day's work and study, and exchange anecdotes about the company and society during the break. They will also take this time to care about and ask about my school class.
One day, I heard my mother's voice: "dinner!" " "I stood up from the table, ran to the table in three steps and looked down. There are braised hairtail, black pepper steak, green beans and Luo Songtang ... Ah! They are all my favorite dishes. As soon as mom and dad sat down, I couldn't wait to pick up chopsticks and devour them. I eat steak, fish on the left and steak on the right. My mother smiled and said, "Eat slowly and don't choke." Dad looked at it carefully for a while and said to me, "Jessica Hester Hsuan, why don't you eat at noon like an African refugee?" I said, "I didn't like several dishes at school lunch today, so I only ate one egg and secretly dumped the rest." Dad said angrily, "you can't do this well." If you want to be healthy, you must have a balanced nutrition and not be picky about food. Lunch is the most important meal of the day. If you don't eat enough lunch, you will be distracted in class in the afternoon, which will affect the effect of class. Besides, you will waste it. "I heard that, I can't help but slow down the speed of eating food and realize my mistake. Mother went on to say, "Girls love beauty. Eating too much at dinner will accumulate a lot of fat on the stomach, arms and thighs. How ugly do you think it will be! "After hearing what my mother said, it seems that a chubby little girl really emerges. It's ugly! I thought, I must not let myself become like that, so I said to my parents, "I see, I will try to eat school meals in the future." For those foods that you don't like to eat at ordinary times, I think they are vitamins A, B, C, D and E that are good for your health, so you can eat them. " Hearing this, mom and dad smiled happily.
In a stressful day's life, the most relaxing and enjoyable time is dinner time. There are not only delicious dishes, but also relaxed topics and happy mood on the dining table in our family.
Why is it a delicious dish? Because every meal is carefully prepared by grandma. She calculated the time for us to go home and prepared rich dishes so that we could have a delicious hot dinner as soon as we got home. You see, the eggs are fried golden, the vegetables are fried green, and the soup is fragrant and fresh. Take a sip and your eyebrows will really fall off. From the simple home cooking, I saw how careful and attentive my grandmother was when cooking!
At the dinner table, we all opened our own chatterboxes and told everything we saw and heard during the day. Grandma is talking about the accumulated experience of housework in a day, and occasionally she will talk about what we have done badly, so that we can correct it; Mom and dad are talking about what happened in the company, such as what we did today, what difficulties we encountered, and how to overcome them ... I am the one who talks the most at the dinner table, and I can't wait to pour out what happened in school and talk there with relish. We will also tell jokes, guess riddles and compare brain teasers to let the whole family use their brains and relax.
After such an interesting dinner, everyone will forget the fatigue and troubles of the day and happily devote themselves to self-study in the evening.
The endless stories on our dinner table constitute the warmest moments and scenes in our family.
Today is my birthday, and the whole family came to my house to congratulate me on my eleventh birthday. The table is full of vegetables, which makes your index finger move. At the dinner table, everyone smiled and said blessings. Grandma suddenly lamented the changes in China somehow: "Alas, our life is really good now!" As he spoke, a happy smile appeared on his face. I was curious and asked, "Everyone else is eating. Why are you the only one sighing? "
Grandma touched my head and said a short sentence in a complicated tone: "You are so happy."
I shook my head and looked at her blankly.
"When your father is only your age, no matter what you buy, you have to rely on tickets. Buying meat requires a meat ticket; Buying rice requires food stamps; Buy cloth tickets ... everyone eats the same kind and the same quantity. Ah, because they are all allocated by the state. You can't eat more meat if you want to buy more meat.
I am lucky at this moment, because I was born in this lucky era.
"Thanks to Grandpa Deng Xiaoping!" Grandma's words aroused my interest again.
"Grandpa Deng Xiaoping made an inspection in the south of China from 65438 to 0979," my mother took grandma's words. "This is his first visit to the south. He chose Xiamen, Shantou, Shenzhen and Zhuhai as pilot areas for reform and opening up, so that some people could get rich first. The second southern tour pushed the reform and opening up to the whole of China and made the whole people rich. There is too much food on the market now, and the people's food baskets are full. " Yes, my mother and I went shopping in the market this morning. When I first entered the market, a smell of nasal flushing got into my nose, which turned out to be a place to sell live chickens and ducks. Just turn the corner and you will arrive at the seafood area, where osmanthus fish, perch, carp, yellow croaker, clam, clam and so on are readily available; The vendor selling pork shouted; The place where vegetables and fruits are sold is more lively. Red tomatoes, black fungus, yellow corn and green vegetables are dazzling ... Grandma's words interrupted my train of thought.
Thank you, Grandpa Deng Xiaoping, for making our life happier.
"You have unfolded a new century-old picture, showing a colorful tomorrow." I believe that there is no last bus for reform and opening up! Respondent: 62334080 1QQ | Level 3 | 2011-3-17 20: 25.
Once, at the dinner table, something happened that made me ashamed and taught me a lot.
One day on Saturday, our family was eating, but I knocked over the rice. I pretended not to see it and repackaged a bowl of rice. After dinner, I was about to take a shower when my father stopped me and said, "Tingting, I seem to have missed one thing!" " "I said falteringly," what ... what is this? "I pretend I don't know. ....................................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................................................
"After cutting the grain at noon, sweat dripped into the soil. Who knows ............ "
The process of the article was omitted ... I hope everyone will vote for me, thank you! Respondent: DANY Chen Ziqiang | Level II | 201-3-17 20: 33.
Although it was a long time ago, I still remember it vividly. At the same time, something happened at my deskmate, and because of this, I fell in love with my deskmate and ate.
In those days, mom and dad were in conflict and froze for almost a week. I'm worried and suspicious all day. Alas, two people obviously want to make up, but neither of them will give in, losing all their annoying faces and apologizing to each other. Don't they know that "endure calm for a while and take a step back to broaden the horizon"? There's nothing I can do about them.
The most troublesome time has come again. Every time a family sits around the table, it is the most formal and more terrible than "internal strength".
Grandma is not at home, and my mother is on strike again. I can't cook, so my father has to cook by himself. Dad, who hasn't cooked for a long time, has cooked a good dish, and mom has a feeling of excitement in her eyes. I picked up chopsticks carefully. I really don't know if I have tasted it. I was shocked when I tasted them! "What's that smell?" I look miserable. "Sweet and sour, bitter and salty, Dad, you are really' everything'!" My mother tried to hold back her laughter, and my father looked at my mother with an embarrassed face. The dinner, which was full of gunpowder, is now full of peace. But it didn't last long. When my mother saw my father looking at her, her face immediately darkened, and the dinner table was full of gunpowder.
Perhaps out of curiosity, my mother picked up chopsticks, tasted a mouthful of food, just put it in her mouth and sprayed it out. My father hurried to help my mother beat her back and pinch her shoulders, and even said "I'm sorry", but my mother said "hate" without any meaning.
Unexpectedly, the contradiction was inadvertently resolved here. We talked and laughed at this meal, and the smell of gunpowder disappeared. It is full of peace. We were still talking about food, and I suddenly felt extremely happy, because I always had a happy home.
Now, you should know why I like eating, because eating can adjust people's emotions and resolve conflicts. Besides, life is like five dishes on the table. You can't just eat sweet food, but taste sour, bitter, spicy and salty. This is a complete life, a complete watch. Respondent: Yuan Sanfeng | Level II | 201-3-1809:16.
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