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Jokes at work on New Year's Eve.
One summer vacation, the sun was very strong. I was lying on the balcony listening to my parents' snoring and cicadas in the grass outside. Time passed slowly at that time, and I seemed to have spent many afternoons like this.
Beijing railway station, in the early morning, I stood at the exit waiting for you, knowing that you would not come, and smoked a pack of cigarettes. The old lady selling mineral water walked in front of me 12 times and asked me three times.
At the school lake, you lit a candle for me to blow. Before I blew it, the wind went out. Put the ring on my hand. You said, happy birthday.
I went to your house one night, and your mother wouldn't let us get a room at night. I know the reason is acceptable, but you have a hard time crying with the faucet in the bathroom. But I still heard it. Comfort me after you come out. You have no idea that my tears came out after you left. It was not easy for us at that time.
Thinking about you. Those who have to go to work during the Spring Festival may not necessarily serve the people and the motherland, but there are also some who work for capitalists like me.
Earlier in Louis Dreyfus, the foreign market did not follow the domestic holiday, but the domestic holiday during the Spring Festival, and the foreign market opened as usual. 15 During the Spring Festival, Bingmei Cotton plummeted by one or two hundred points, and customers wanted to lock the price, while I was watching the Spring Festival Gala (replay? I forgot whether it was thirty or the first night), while calling foreigners to place an order, I made an order for hundreds of tons.
It's puzzling that one or two years always catch up with the holiday market. Why do you still stare at the night market during the eleventh holiday, place orders for customers on New Year's Day, and make a firm offer for the night on Christmas Eve (tell the truth, why didn't the American market open on the 24th ...)? Anyway, customers often wake up in the middle of the night to call foreigners ... After the domestic night market opened, they were called up by their bosses to sell goods on the night when all the stocks, exchange rates and commodities in the world fell across the board. ...
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