The complete collection of Lao Luo's quotations

The complete collection of Lao Luo's quotations

1. At this time, you found a very considerate third option, shouting? Ah! Ni Ping!?

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2. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility that she does not memorize the words.

3. Lao Luo: There are peaches in your pocket.

Girl: Haha, I’m sorry, this is for my grandma?

(I thought to myself: Who the hell wants to eat it)

4 , this question is so simple that I feel embarrassed to do it.

5. Why are you staring at me? I look at it from a purely biological perspective. We just reject homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, population would not be a problem? Of course, I am heterosexual.

6. Are you really mad at me? Huh? Please!

7. A strong life does not need explanation!

8. This is My immature opinion.

9. Everyone is here to hang out, it’s not easy!

10. There are times in life when you step on poop.

11. Face the bleak life, face the dripping blood, and survive!

12. In the past, the teachers said that girls should be independent. Oh, I forgot, you are taking the GRE test. What kind of girls take the GRE test? Fierce girls!

13. Lao Luo, don’t talk about the topic in this class, let’s talk nonsense!? I listened. I almost fell off the podium.

14. What do you mean by soft muscles and a pear-shaped figure? Pear-shaped figure? Ah? Hey, what are you looking at me for?

I am definitely not a pear-shaped figure. I have a standard bucket body!

15. Reproduction refers to the same species. For example, a dog gives birth to a litter of pups, some of which are fat, thin, short, and ugly. I can’t say that a bitch looks at it, eh? There is a pig, a cat, a duck, and a fish!?

16. Pleasant sadness?

17. So tough! So tough!

18. This question is an insult to our wisdom.

19. Okay, the joke is over, the classmate who was lying on his stomach just now can continue to sleep.

20. From this matter, have the students seen another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the high integrity of the old-school intellectuals)?

21. Is Japan a collective BT? A nation? Yes! But I never call them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

22. Without Yuan Longping, what would those losers at the Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?

23. If I meet him, I will destroy him!

24.? Sorry, I'm a little excited.

25. I am a ninth-rate poet, and I can’t compete with her (Emily Dickinson) in talent. So what am I going to fight for? I’m going to fight for my character. They can’t fight for me.

26. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has witnessed a live black man at close range!

27. If you come to New Oriental and see a person in a few years, hey, He looks familiar, but I can’t remember who it is. He seems to be Luo Yonghao’s younger brother. Note that I don’t have a younger brother!

28. There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family, but there are two girls who usually Trivial things don’t matter, but what if there are two boys, especially in the Northeast, where the folk customs are relatively tough?

30. A strange man like me?

31. Our year The theme of the Spring Festival Party is to highlight the word "party"? This is Sister Ni's logic

32. Tell me how confused your thinking is.

33. This question is the most controversial question in the history of New Oriental, but the arrival of Teacher Luo? I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.

34. Following Sister Ni’s thinking, what should I choose for this question?

35. It doesn’t matter whether you lean left or right, the important thing is to be knocked down!

36. Do you sweat when you lie?

37. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, and she thought it was saliva.

38. Divorce is also convenient in Las Vegas. Everyone is queuing up in their cars to get divorced, so that if you slow down, the people behind you won’t want to: ? Hurry up, hurry up! Will you give in? People got divorced?!? Lao Yu’s eyes lit up after he left: “It’s so convenient! It’s so convenient!”

39. I don’t think your relationship has broken down? (After the man slapped the woman, and the woman kicked the man)? Is it really broken?

40. The two great tragedies of Chinese education: 1. Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean; 2. Every school has a lecherous male physical education teacher who lets the boys play with balls as soon as the class starts and leads the girls to play games. .

41. That’s the bad thing about girls. If you can’t argue, you can beat me. If you can’t beat me, you don’t have to beat me! Why should I make a report?

42. After I arrived at New Oriental Many old teachers have been dissuaded.

43. Daring’s life needs no explanation.

44. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but to her it was just a mouthful of saliva.

45. Wind. Cold wind. Cold wind blows. ?Gu Long wrote this to earn royalties (charged per line)

46. His eyes were bloodshot, the veins on his forehead were exposed, and hair appeared on his feet.

47. Lao Luo doesn’t know, so don’t ask, it’s gone anyway.

48. Note, Lao Luo has never had a younger brother!

49. Sometimes, I feel a little sick.

50. I would be really unhappy if I didn’t do 1,000 push-ups a day!

51. Children are more mature when they fight.

52. After 3 years, I have grown up!!!

53. I compare my character with them!!

54. Dementia-type psychopaths happiest. It has reached a profound state and is in a very high state every day. And you can do whatever you want: you are a fool, what are you afraid of!? You can be raised to be fat and fat, and you will always be in a state of letting go.

55. Politics means no contradictions, creating contradictions and then resolving them. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in Palestinian primary school mathematics textbooks: After capturing seven Israeli prisoners of war and killing five, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation where even mathematics instills hatred.

56. Concentrate your limited flattery on a person’s butt.

57. Stupid instinct kicks in

58. Lei Feng helped 6,000 old ladies cross the road in his life

59. I walked around, doing my best for China 60. Under the leadership of a madman, all the people in the country went crazy. Politics is much scarier than war.

61. Ni Ping must have participated in the question.

62. Are you really mad at me? Huh? Please!

63. A strong life does not need explanation!

64. This is My immature opinion.

65. Everyone is here to hang out, it’s not easy!

66. There are times in life when you step on poop.

67. Face the bleak life, face the dripping blood, and survive!

68. In the past, the teachers said that girls should be independent. Oh, I forgot, you are taking the GRE test. What kind of girl is taking the GRE test? A fierce girl! ;