Funny series Sichuan dialect, Sichuan swearing two-part allegorical saying, so funny.

Mandarin: I am standing here today. How dare you touch me? Don't think you are tall, I will hit you with a brick when I get angry.

There may be many versions in Sichuan.

1 "Today, I am standing in this ditch. If you touch me, I will tell you. Don't think that if you don't trim your margins, I will pick up a brick and weld your baby's skull! "

2 "Lao Tzu, give it a try. Let's get rid of Lao Tzu's rei. See what I can do to you. I don't want to see you get a big piece of wood, which makes Lao tze angry. I will weld a stone for you. If you don't believe it, sue! "

3 "Today, I stand in this place of collapse. You are so hot that I can watch it. Don't look at the size of your doll zuai, I will pick up the brick man and smash it at your doll's head! "