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I studied the problem of Ganzhou Xingguo giving money to the excavator master! Urgent and professional progress
On the first day of school, a teacher showed me around the school and briefly introduced it. Asked what I wanted to learn, I said learn to dig. He asked me whether it would take one and a half months or two months to learn the excavator, and I said that one and a half months was enough. He encouraged me to learn excavators for two months. After I kept studying for only a month and a half, their attitude changed quickly. After teaching money, someone helped me to get a student ID card and a smart card (smart cards are used for shopping and meals at school) and then took me to get a quilt and a mat. He took my quilt and took me to my dormitory, which is a house for 16 people, less than 30 square meters. I put down my things and took me to the classroom. There are a lot of people sitting in it, about 5-60 people. There stood a young man in his twenties on the podium, and later he learned that it was our teacher. He stood on it and told dirty jokes. It will be noon soon, and it's time to eat. Everyone lined up to cook with lunch boxes. There were so many people at dinner that I lost my lunch box the first time I cooked. You can imagine how many people, it was the first time I had such a terrible meal. I hardly took a few bites, and it all fell down.
It's not as good as I thought. In the afternoon, I sat in the classroom and listened to them blow the cow B for a long time, and waited until dinner, because a group of them started to give lectures when they arrived almost, and then chatted in the classroom after dinner. I didn't go back to the dormitory until eight in the evening. The first night, I fell asleep without taking a shower, because I was not used to the lifestyle in China. There is only one bathroom in the whole school, about 80 square meters. I didn't know where the bathroom was when I went. Someone went to the toilet to take a bath, and someone stood downstairs by the pool to wash. So we can't let the inspection find out. If we find out, we will scold you. All the water in the school is our own well. We all know that the groundwater in August is very cold. Many students caught a cold when they went, and some even got sick after graduation. The medical expenses alone cost hundreds of dollars.
Generally speaking, nothing can stop you from going out. Closed management is actually afraid that you will get them into trouble and won't let you go out. Two months is like going to jail. Only then did I know how good freedom was and what it was like to live in prison. 18 days of prison life is coming to an end. These days, the teacher began to ask those who need school recommendation. At that time, many people raised their hands, including me. The teacher said that those who need to be recommended by the school must learn double subjects (double subjects are excavators and forklifts or excavators and bulldozers), and then pay more than 2,000 yuan. Only such a talented school can recommend a job, otherwise it is not recommended. In this way, many people are not so active, because everyone feels cheated when they come here, but there is no way but to pay and suffer here.
Seeing that many people are unwilling to do this, the teacher began to lobby and told you that people who come to recruit must choose more skills. If you can dig a machine and drive a forklift and you can only dig a machine, people will definitely choose the former. It is said that you can earn more than 2000 yuan by taking two courses. You can work for a month and earn it back. Some people think it makes sense and pay the money, but some people are still fooled. Later facts also proved that it was correct not to pay the money. I didn't know why they wanted me to learn for two months until the practice class, because I got on the bus for 30 minutes every day for two months, and it was only 15 minutes for one and a half months, and it was still a forehand car, because now excavators are all operated backhand, which is just like not learning. I was forced to add more than 700 in two months. After studying for 30 minutes every day, the day's study is over, and the rest time is to work for the school for free. If you don't do well, you will be beaten by the coach or won't let you get on the bus for internship to punish you. When we first arrived, the teacher took us to the campus and told us that this new house would be used for your internship. I was very happy. I didn't know until my internship that we did live in a new house, but it was just a basement. If you live in Shandong in August, you can't sleep without a quilt, and the ground has never been dry, and the room is very humid. I have to go to bask in the quilt every day to keep the quilt cold at night. People with bad skin will get skin diseases.
I envy watching groups of people go out from here, and I hope I can get rid of this life as soon as possible. According to the students who are about to graduate, you have to pay 100 yuan to get your diploma when you graduate. You can choose to accept it or not. If you don't want it, he will tell you how important the diploma is and try his best to get back the 100 yuan fare reimbursed to you when you came. (Because you will reimburse the fare of 100 when you come) I haven't heard that the school needs money to apply for a certificate. A piece of A4 paper is as big as 100 yuan, and it came without an operation license.
In fact, everyone knows that we have been cheated here, but where can we complain and reason? Who will defend our rights? Some people spend more than 1000 yuan here, and people with little social experience can't stand their deception. I watched it very well on TV. There are cinemas and libraries in the school. Every time a movie goes to 2 yuan, the library 1 yuan is not allowed to take it away. Every time you take a bath in the bathroom, you can go to 2 yuan. Living there for two months costs an average of 7-8 thousand yuan. I really don't know why such a school can advertise on TV. Does the Jinan government really doubt whether such schools can help those who want to get out of trouble? I know that some of them are still in the earthquake-stricken areas in Sichuan, and their lives are already worse. They just want to learn their skills to build their homes, but they didn't expect to encounter such a thing when they came to Shandong. /
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