Zou Ji satirized Chabr, the king of Qi, and rewritten Zou Ji or the king of Qi as the first person.

My name is Zou Ji, and I come from Qi. I am not only tall and handsome. One day, when I looked in the mirror, I casually asked my wife who was more beautiful than Xu Gong, a famous handsome man in Qi State. My wife's autumn eyes are full of ripples of love, and she says softly, "You are beautiful. Where can Gong compare with you? " I'm skeptical. Is it true?/You don't say. I went to my concubine's room again and asked the same question. My concubine lowered her eyes, rubbed her handkerchief and said timidly, "How is the palace better than you?" I don't believe it. A guest came the next day, and I asked this question again. The guest paused, and his eyes immediately showed a sly look. He immediately smiled and said, "Xu Gong is not as beautiful as you." I still don't believe it. Another day passed, and Xu Gong came. I looked at him carefully and felt that it was far from perfect. I toss and turn in bed at night. Why does everyone lie to me? After thinking about it in the middle of the night, I finally understand that my wife is partial to me, my concubine is afraid of me, and what the guests want from me. They didn't tell the truth because of their own selfishness. This reminds me of the monarch, and his deception must be more serious! As a courtier, it is my duty to satirize the king to make politics clear, and it is my mission to tirelessly assist the king to make the country prosperous! But I don't know if I am familiar with it. What a great risk it is to "tell advice when it is least heeded" and "criticize Changlin and go against the advice of the holy one"! Throughout the ages, many honest and outspoken people have lost their lives! However, you can't have your cake and eat it. Even if I give up my life, I will stick to it!

I stood respectfully under the court, with Qi Weiwang above me. I pretended to be relaxed and said, "How is your majesty recently?" Qi Weiwang said: "I am fine, how can I love Qing?"

I smiled and said, "There is an interesting thing recently. Does your majesty want to hear it? " Qi Weiwang leaned over and looked at me. My heart is pounding, and success or failure is at this moment! I will tell the joke that my seven-foot man was cheated first, so as to win the sympathy of the King of Qi, and then turn to the important matter of governing the country by the king, which is reasonable and easy to accept. When satirizing the King of Qi, I want to listen to him openly. I want to be tactful and subtle, do my best to flatter, affirm my achievements, look forward to a bright future, and inspire the king of Qi to make persistent efforts. More importantly, my tone must be sincere and sincere, and I must show the patriotic loyalty of a courtier. I believe that the wise king of Qi will readily adopt it.

So I chatted with emotion, and the king of Qi sometimes smiled and nodded, and sometimes frowned and meditated. I seem to see the dawn of success. "good!" When I finished, the king of Qi stood up and couldn't help but give me a thumbs up!

The King of Qi was worthy of being a virtuous monarch, and the "Reward and Advice Order" was quickly issued, and at that time the court was crowded! Up and down Qi Xin! A year later, all the neighboring countries came to appear before the King of Qi, and the imperial court really defeated other countries.