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When people reach middle age, they become a sand monk with a heavy burden.

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Some time ago, I saw a joke on the Internet: "When people reach middle age, they feel that they have become a journey to the west: the pressure of Wukong, Pig's stomach, Friar Sand's hairstyle, eighty-one difficulties, and a group of goblins who can't finish fighting."

I just thought it was funny at first, but after laughing, I found that the life of middle-aged people is really like this. When we were young, our spirits were high and our hearts were higher than the sky. We all want to be "Monkey King" the Monkey King, omnipotent and make a scene in heaven, instead of a bald, burdened and hard-working sand monk.

I just found out now that I didn't become the the Monkey King of Wan Li Road in the seventy-two changes, but I could only work silently like a good sand monk on the way to learn the scriptures. Being an ordinary person is the person we looked down upon most when we were young, with no edges and corners and no personality.

Friar Sand was not mortal at first. Before studying the scriptures, he was an energetic general in the Lingxiao Hall. Just because he accidentally broke the glass lamp, he was banished to the world and became a passive Nuo Nuo. Friar Sand is really honest. He carries the luggage of four people, and devotes himself to the great project entrusted by God. Although he doesn't talk much, he seldom speaks when it's his turn, and what he says is only repeated, and he never has his own opinion. However, he is the hardest and most worried person.

Not only does he have to do all the hard and tiring work that everyone doesn't want to do, but he also has to watch the master don't fall for it at any time, and he is also responsible for mediating the relationship between master and apprentice. On the way to the Buddhist scriptures, Wukong was often misunderstood by Tang Priest, and would clamor to return to Huaguoshan to be his own the Monkey King, while Bajie would always divide up his luggage and go back to Gao Laozhuang and his beautiful wife to continue his relationship. Only Friar Sand has never moved his heart and never wavered in his firm determination to learn from the West. Friar Sand is the most honest person in this team. The reason why he is bald is not that he is extremely clever, but that he is worried about fuck.

Middle-aged people, who have worked hard for half their lives, are still an ordinary person. The edges and corners have been smoothed by years, and that intelligence and spirit have long since disappeared. But if there is a slight mistake, it will be like Friar Sand. We should be careful, behave, pay attention step by step, always care, and not say a word easily.

When people reach middle age, they become sand monks carelessly, with less and less hair, anxiety and baldness, and bear the heavy pressure like Mount Tai. When I was young, life was full of enthusiasm and guidance, and I felt that the world was my own. At that time, we did not have the burden of family, but we had inexhaustible strength and energy. However, after entering middle age, just like dung beetles, marriage, career, family and children all crowded into his life, and his body began to decline, his memory declined, his resistance was poor, he became fatter and fatter, his hairline moved backward and his forehead became brighter and brighter.

Running for the cause every day, working overtime, never vague. However, my brain has long lost its youthful luster. Although I am conscientious, I still can't surpass others and myself. The Monkey King, who once thought we were omnipotent, discovered in middle age that we didn't have Sun's ability, and we carried much more burdens than him. In addition to career, there are old and young, but they should take care of each other.

In fact, even the Monkey King has become as sophisticated as Friar Sand after experiencing the love and hate of more than half the world. At the end of A Chinese Odyssey, the Sunset Warrior said to the Supreme Treasure, "That man is like a dog."

Each of us middle-aged people is like the supreme treasure (the Monkey King's previous life). At first, we thought that we could change and control our own destiny as easy as blowing off dust. However, after all, like the Supreme Treasure, we are all mortals and ordinary people. We won't have the special functions like the Monkey King, and we can't realize our unattainable dreams. Sooner or later, we will be obliterated by the secular world.

When people reach middle age and have a certain activity ability, we find ourselves on the road of destiny, which is incompatible with everything we expect. Therefore, we still live out the appearance of the sand monk that we don't like the most. The image of Friar Sand is a symbol of our middle-aged people. When we were young, we always fantasized that we could be like the Monkey King, but it was only in middle age that we discovered that it was just our imagination. Only when we know to obey our destiny in middle age will we gain the ability to survive in this society. We all began to live like dogs, and like Friar Sand, our spirit had already worn out.

When I was young, I came out to study with beautiful dreams, but after middle age, I came out to study just to survive better. If you don't study for three days, you will fall behind, and if you fall behind, you will be beaten. Now, unlike when I was a child, I would ask my teacher questions. Instead, I will turn over the books myself, try to understand them myself, and then communicate with the teacher. Nothing can be revealed in front of teachers of the same age!

Still working in shifts like young people, even if you are tired into a dog, you still have to persist. Patience is the only thing we need to do at our age. Shut up and don't talk about the best qualities of middle-aged people. No matter what others say and laugh at you, you can only face everything as calmly as Friar Sand. No matter how hard you try, you want to prove that you are not old, but your acceptance speed is slow and your memory declines, so you are not allowed to continue dreaming.

When people reach middle age, they live as humble as dogs and as passive as Friar Sand, because you don't have much capital and time to compete with young people. You can't start enjoying life like an old man. It's all your own time, so you don't need to bear too much burden. Only middle-aged people can live as tired and humble as Friar Sand. When I woke up in the morning, my heart was still pounding, because I completely turned into a sand monk in my dream, and I was really scared!