Do you have an unknown joke to share with everyone?

1, once I went out to dinner with my classmates and ordered two bottles of beer, but the waiter didn't help us open them. So I called a waiter, holding a beer bottle, put his thumb on the bottle cap and asked him, "Do you believe I can open the bottle cap with my thumb?" The waiter replied cheerfully, "How is that possible?" .

My classmate suddenly shouted, "Then why don't you bring a bottle opener!" " "

2. Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, "boy!" " Hand over the carrots! "

3. One day, a confessor came to the church and said to the priest, "Father, I was wrong."

The priest said, "As long as you admit your mistake, God will certainly forgive you."

The confessor said, "I stole a man's bike, and now I want to give it to you."

The priest said, "No! Don't give it to me, return it to the owner. "

The confessor said, "I asked him, but he didn't want it."

The priest said, "Then you can take it!"

When the priest got off work, he found that the bicycle parked in the backyard was gone! !

4. A patient went to see a doctor for the first time.

"Did you consult anyone about your illness before you came here?" The doctor asked.

"Just ask the owner of the drugstore around the corner," the patient replied.

Doctors hate that people who are not doctors often give medical advice. He made no secret of this: "What bad idea did that fool give you?"

"He asked me to come to you."

5. When I was a child, I got into trouble and was cried by my mother. Then when I cried, I looked in the mirror and found myself funny, so I laughed ... and then my mother hit me again. ...

6. A girl was punished for running laps in the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it began to rain and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy running after her with an umbrella and moving it to the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy stared at her for a long time, and her face turned red in an instant. She whispered shyly, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend ..." The boy bowed his head and said to the girl affectionately, "Do you want it? This umbrella is ten yuan. .....

7. I stole my dad's cigarettes when I was a child. There was no one at home that day. I sat on the sofa with a cigarette in my mouth and sighed with a frown. I looked at the front with deep eyes, and smoke filled my fingertips, which set off that I am a man who has experienced vicissitudes. The beautiful picture was fixed in advance at the moment when my mother came back early. I didn't panic when I saw the sparks in her eyes, but narrowed my eyes and whispered to my mother, Xiao Fang, my legs are crossed.

That day was the first time I was hospitalized in my life.

8. I was in wanda plaza today. I saw a Rolls Royce parked in the parking space. I knocked on his window and threw a hundred dollars in. I said to him, "I have taken a fancy to this parking space. Stop somewhere else! " He threw a dozen dollars in my face and told me to fuck off.

Later, I did the same, and the effect was amazing. Earned more than 20 thousand in the morning. Anyway, Lamborghini is coming ... I'm too busy.

I think it's funny.

It's time for this painting to be reborn.

One day, I was wandering in the street and saw a little girl squatting on the ground with a piece of paper in front of her, which read: For what reason, I lost my wallet and mobile phone, and I haven't eaten for two days. I hope good people will give me ten yuan for a meal or something. I love helping others, thinking that the little girl can't be hungry this winter, I went to the restaurant next door and bought ten big steamed buns. I took ten big steamed buns just out of the pot and gave them to the little girl. I told her that she was hungry. Eat quickly. The little girl glanced at the steamed stuffed bun and had a strange feeling in her eyes. She ate all the steamed buns with a stuffy head and then said thank you. I packed my things and left. I was afraid that the little girl would meet the bad guys, so I followed her. Who knows that she squatted down at another intersection and spread the paper on the ground. I thought, this is this is this is this is this is this is not enough to eat. Good people should be the last. I went to that shop and bought ten more steamed buns for the little girl. I still can't forget her eyes. Well, they must be grateful eyes. Ha ha!

I wish I could understand this joke.

I have heard some funny jokes, as follows.

1. A young couple, a boy is going to propose to a little girl on her birthday. They want romance, so boys are like cell phones. He got into an oversized gift box, bought roses and rings, and then squatted in front of the girl's house on her birthday. The girl knew there would be a gift that day, but she didn't expect it to be such a big gift box.

2. Zhuge Liang drives a small four-wheeled vehicle in front of him every time he fights. When the subordinates saw it, they felt that the boss was working so hard. Why don't we work hard? Then Zhuge Liang beat his subordinates every time he came back from the war and said, damn it, won't you give me a handbrake?

Shy boys look at girls silently almost every day. The careful girl found the boy staring at herself silently, so she encouraged the boy with her eyes.

The encouraged boy finally got up the courage: "Well, can I ask you something?"

"You ask?" The girl continued to give encouragement to the boy.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" The boy said shyly.

"no!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

4.

Liberal arts girls like a science boy very much. One day, liberal arts girls felt it was time to confess.

The liberal arts girl sent a text message to the science boy: "Qing Pei, I think, even if I don't go, I won't come." ,

The science man replied, "I don't understand. Please speak Chinese ..."

The science girl replied angrily: "Your sister, if I don't come to you, you don't fucking know to come to me ..."

Today's story is like this. It's not funny. Come and hit me.

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