Please tell me a few particularly cold jokes, the more the better.

1. In ancient times, a woman pretended to be a man and was caught in the palace as a eunuch. When she was castrated in the clean room, one man looked at a knife and said to another, "I can't find it." Another man looked at it, touched a knife to the eunuch and said, "Not only can't you find it, you can't even touch it." The eunuch general manager also saw it and said loudly, "Shit, who is so fucking cruel?" Cut him two balls and give him a hole that big. "

2. One day, a foreign warrior saw a beautiful woman in a hurry and ran to stop her and asked, "Beauty, what happened?" The beauty said, "My period is coming, please get out of the way." The foreign warrior patted his chest and said, "Don't be afraid of me. If your period dares to annoy you, I will eat her. "

3. Women have gynecological diseases. One day, a man (foreigner) and two women were chatting. The man with gynecological diseases told another woman: I want to take medicine, or come to see me in advance during my period. I really don't like it. The foreigner said, you don't like to have your period? I think your menstruation must be very violent! Later, a man came in and said, I have a cold and my head is a little dizzy. . . The foreigner said quickly, then you should take some medicine quickly, or your period will come to see you in advance!

4. A man's father died. He wept at the grave. Suddenly, he heard a cow talking nearby. He turned to look at the cow, thinking that it might be the reincarnation of his father. He said to the cow, Dad, is that you? The cow was shocked, heartbroken, and tearfully said, My son, I don't know what your mother did to me. What kind of person did she turn you into! !

5. A tortoise is nearsighted. One day, it crawled around and climbed onto a grotesque stone, and its lower part was pushed by a stone. The tortoise was in high spirits: "Haha, I knew you were a slut. You fucked me before I fucked you."

6. A couple were walking on the road, and a rogue ran up to the woman and said,' Will you feel distressed if I kick your boyfriend's ass?' The woman said, "I won't feel bad." He may have an egg ache. "