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Quote from Count D.
There is a beast in human heart, which is pure and fierce and can't be tamed. It is a beast called jealousy.
There are no moon rabbits, osmanthus trees as high as 500 feet, and beautiful princess palaces. From that day on, mankind lost them forever. They must see the planet from an unknown distance now, right?
Limiting the world to one's own knowledge is the most immodest place for human beings.
Then, make a cup of tea for the poor Mr. Bee who was dumped twice a night.
6. flower of life has only one night in his life. Bloom for you, instead of your withered safflower.
7. If there were only two people left and only one person could be saved, would you not hesitate to kill each other?
8. The world of animals and humans is a race that destroys each other.
9. No one can understand why one person likes another.
10, Mermaids are really greedy creatures.
1 1. I hate places where people live. I don't want to be chased like this, and I don't want to run away like this.
12, meat, life, it's time to watch. You have to change them and look up at the morning sky and the world tomorrow.
13, what did you say! This is a serious injury that takes more than two months to heal!
14, parents raised their children with their own flesh and blood, and their deep love, at the moment they gave birth to their children, added the crime of killing their relatives.
15, don't cover your ears with painful words.
16, they don't know the real fasting, the real hunger and thirst, and the torture and pain of starvation.
17, as long as you taste it, you won't forget the taste of human flesh. Mermaids are really greedy creatures.
18, ferocious, cunning, cruel, timid, this is what I like about human beings.
19, I don't know how to love human beings.
20. There are no moon rabbits, osmanthus trees as high as 500 feet, and beautiful princess palaces. From that day on, mankind lost them forever. They must see the planet from an unknown distance now, right?
2 1, the fire was full of blood, and we were killed by human beings, so don't hesitate, don't have any hope. We can't forgive humans.
From that day on, mankind will lose them forever.
23. Parents raise their children with their own flesh and blood. The deep love of parents, at the moment when the child was born, added the crime of killing relatives to the child.
24. As long as you have tasted it, you won't forget the taste.
25. We are just here, depicting the invisible things, singing the inaudible songs and holding the lost things with these hands. We are such creatures.
26. She should be watching. Tomorrow I will look up at the morning sky instead of her.
27. This is the fate of losers.
28. See the real world with your eyes.
29. Humans in the world hate each other and kill each other. The world of animals and humans is a race that destroys each other. This is the fate of losers.
30. If there were only two people left and only one person could be saved, would you not hesitate to kill each other?
3 1. Now there are no moon rabbits, no osmanthus trees as high as 500 feet, and no beautiful princess palace.
As long as you have tasted it, you will never forget the taste of human flesh. Mermaids are really greedy creatures.
33. Now they will definitely see the planet from an unknown distance, right?
34. Humans will voluntarily experience hunger because they don't know the real fasting, the real hunger and thirst, the torture and pain caused by hunger, life and death, and the real delicious food.
35. Humans in the world hate each other and kill each other.
Honey, do you want to eat? Or do you want to take a bath?
37. Those meats and those lives should be concerned. You have to change them and look up at the morning sky and the world tomorrow.
Classic line with initial d
1, that depends on the last one, five hairpin bends in a row. 2. Ryunosuke wants to talk to you.
Actually, we are the children of the night team from Miao Yi. My name is Zhong. I'm here to compete with Akiyama Cheshen.
4. When you step on the accelerator and then turn a corner, don't be too slow, turn the other way around. Ouch.
He will lose.
6. Pressure comes from tires. Even if it is adjusted to 250 horses, the horsepower of FC is still too large, the time is too long, the tire wear is too great, and the drift is less than the maximum. So the last two corners are the place to win.
7. Hey, have we seen so many sisters in the car race before?
8. The car going up the hill was stopped. All roads are clear and you can drive at any time.
However, 86 didn't start fast enough.
10, it's almost the fifth hairpin turn, 86 doesn't slow down, this speed can't pass the turn, 86 overtook in the inner turn, and there are five hairpin turns left. Can GTR catch up? GTR slowed down and 86 won.
1 1, that's it.
12, don't worry, I've been driving this road for five years.
13, you can't help me. I'm looking for Fat Car God.
14. In this way, A Hai is not sure to win.
15, you don't have to drive, you help me wash the car. Think about it, how promising it is for me to drive and you to wash the car. Come on, brother, dry, milk is good, what is good, high calcium and high protein, what is most important, vision, driver what is most important, eyes.
16, do you want to stop him?
17, Tuohai, what are you doing here? Where's your dad? Uncle is hiding.
18, we have no car gods in the famous autumn mountains. If you want to worship God, there is a Kannonji, which is very clever.
19, don't teach me, I'll hit him.
20. Excuse me, is this gentleman a famous car god in autumn?
2 1, that kid has never been ahead so many times. Ryunosuke's car was so powerful that he had to follow him just to learn his running method and finally surpass him.
22. Tuohai, listen, Jing Yi is a professional driver, but professional drivers also have problems.
23. Men are either for money or for women.
24. God, that is, man, can only become a god if he does what man can't do.
25. Wow, the garbage truck has come back to life, son. Good for you.
26. What about the car in the back?
27. No, he let me run with GTR once.
28. Everyone has his own world.
29. Dragon Interface Dragon Interface, there is an AE86 going up the mountain.
30. As long as you find your own world, life is meaningful.
3 1. Wait for him for five minutes. It doesn't matter whether he comes or not. Anyway, I'm going to compete with you tonight.
32. cars. I thought the car was slowing down.
Thirty-three, five, four, three, two, one, go.
Although they can't go too far, they are getting closer and closer in the detour, and 86 has been looking for opportunities in the back.
35, the limit is up, it's my turn to FC.
36.hey, you can't cheat.
37. That's not necessarily true, because you have always run by yourself and never competed with others. Remember, never have the heart to compete with others, never compare with others, what you want to win is yourself.
I don't believe it until I see it with my own eyes. 86 can actually be attached to GTR. 86 thinks too much, and GTR doesn't even want to seal him.
39. Not yet.
40. Why didn't you see your car that hit the mountain?
4 1, never have the heart to fight with others, what you want to win is yourself.
Don't bother, please drive faster, I have something to do.
43. Why don't we run a lap first?
44. I expected it.
Anyway, I will wait for you in the famous Akiyama tonight.
46. Oh, don't mess around. You can't even turn. If you want to play with him, you're dead.
47. How many stops did * * * win?
48. Hey, everyone is here. What are you waiting for?
49, come on, shake your ass carefully.
50. Che Shen, what do you mean? You're laughing at me.
5 1, the real autumn mountain rider is here, Tuohai's father.
52.E3 crashes, E3 crashes, 86 and FC just dodge, and the game continues.
53.do you care? The road is opened by your family. Just find a few people with walkie-talkies and dare to close the road. I'll call the police.
If you win all the drivers on Gunma Mountain Road, I will race with you.
I think it's time for us to play.
56. Take care of yourself first.
57. Wow, my God, look, this is a car with a big tail and alloy wheels. Wow, the steering wheel of a sports car. How much is this car?
58. I lost to him in this corner last time, so I can't lose this time.
59. What are you doing? Send tofu.
60. Boy, shall I give you a shoulder?
6 1, start to close the mountain road, start to close the mountain road, you can play in five minutes, and so on, there are cars going up the mountain, which is 86,86.
62. As the finish line approaches, high-performance FC must have a net advantage. It seems that the outcome is divided. Hey, but the speed of FC entering the corner seems to be slow. Can 86 surpass it? 86 wins, and 86 is the real autumn mountain car god.
63. I'll block it for you.
64. Gao, when will you play with me?
65. Hey, uncle, this is a special zone for women. Go away.
66. There is only one success in this world, and that is to be able to spend your life in the way you like.
67, that's ridiculous, broom head.
68. It's almost hairpin turn. Will FC overtake him here?
69. No, he sent me. What are you doing?
70.FC and AE86 use drainage pipes more than E3 at the same time.
7 1, well, it just shows that I am a genius. It's simple. Let's take drifting as an example. How to drift? When turning the corner, pull the hand brake and the car will pass by. What did you say?/Sorry? Very handsome.
72. Welcome, sir. What kind of oil do you want?
73. Well, didn't you just get your driver's license last year?
Sorry, I haven't heard of it.
75. Who will you compare with in the future?
76. I beat him once.
77. Although it's almost over, 86 still hasn't given up and clung to FC. The bending line of FC seems a little off. Could it be that Ryunosuke couldn't stand the pressure of 1986?
78. Akiyama Cheshen, will you stop playing? You couldn't even turn a corner last time. I'm afraid you'll die driving this car this time.
79. I know very well who Ryunosuke is. I won't lose to the same person. Twice.
80. I don't like it. Do you want to listen?
8 1, let me explain to you. Miss, every time a professional driver turns right on the track, he will intuitively leave some space.
82. God used to be a man, but he did what man could not do, so he was called God.
Well, I don't have a car.
84. It's the way down the mountain, all over Japan. Starting from tomorrow, you start from the south, and I start from the north, and compete with drivers on different mountain roads to see who wins the most.
85. That silly boy is really that fast.
86. Racecourse or mountain road is fun.
87. We are the only ones left, Tuohai.
88. I thought you wanted to go to the racetrack.
I know, but you've only got your driver's license for a year.
90. A person with a dream has an obligation to move forward even in pain. Don't run and don't hide. Don't stay, because you have lost it. Keep your heart strong and do things honestly.
9 1, victory, no need for aesthetics.
92. What about you? Me too.
93, super, FC finally surpassed 86, with less than one kilometer left. It seems that 86 can't catch up.
94. In front of the tunnel, FC suddenly fell behind. I don't know what happened to Ryunosuke. Very fast. The three cars that just turned the corner all exceeded100km. Now 86 is looking for an opportunity. I wonder if it will overtake E3 at the next corner.
95. The most important thing for people is to find their own world. As long as they find their own world, life is meaningful.
96. Wash the car and go to the famous Akiyama tonight.
97. Is the car god of Qiumingshan the boss here?
98. Never have the heart to fight with others. Don't compare with others. What you want to win is yourself.
99. Hey, you are right. He died two years later, and I was the boss. Oh, hey, it was lightning when I hit my son.
100, ah, but Akiyama Cheshen should be the boss here.
10 1. You beat me last time.
102, the most important thing for people is to find their own world. Life is meaningful only if you find your own world. Tuohai, I think racing is your world.
103, if you drove like this, you would have fallen off with the car and died. Oh, forget it, I don't blame you. I have your driver's license, and you haven't touched the steering wheel until now. How's this? Join my team.
104, what can I do for you?
105. Last night, I lost to an AE86. He drifted around the corner by inertia. His car is very fast. All I see is that he has a signboard of tofu shop. You know, if you know who he is, please tell him. I will wait for him in the famous Akiyama on Saturday night.
106, this is called tactics.
107, it doesn't matter if you are a little behind at first. There are fewer and fewer straight roads and more sharp bends behind the famous autumn mountains. It's time for that boy to show his talent.
Classic dialogue with the initial d
1, off-site comments: 5432 1GO A Mu: Come on, watch your ass.
A Mu's dad: But that 86 didn't start fast enough.
Tuohai's dad: It doesn't matter if you are a little behind at first. In autumn, there are fewer and fewer straight roads and more and more sharp bends in the late famous mountains. It's time for that boy to show his talents.
Off-court commentary: GTR with high horsepower leads the straight road all the way, and the distance is slightly shorter than when he can't catch up when he turns the corner. I don't think there is any chance to get close to GTR and start to enter the tortuous road. The distance of 86 is a little short, but the turning route of GTR is very accurate. Yi 86 changed his running style, and he began to drift into the corner, and the distance in the center of the corner was getting closer and closer. Surprisingly, the speed of turning is very fast.
A Mu's father: Is that silly boy really that fast?
Tuohai's dad: A few years ago, he said he couldn't see clearly. I took him to get his glasses. Who knows, nothing happened after the eye examination. I told him, hey, don't play games with me. Believe it or not, I beat you up. He told me that things seem to be getting slower and slower while driving recently. I just know that he is getting faster and faster.
Zhong: Last time I lost to him in this corner, I can't lose this time.
Off-site commentary: I didn't see it with my own eyes, and I don't believe that 86 can approach GTR 86. I think so much that GTR doesn't even want to seal him up.
A Mu: Hey, you can't cheat.
Off-site commentary: Although 86 can't go too far, it is getting closer and closer in the detour. 86 has been looking for opportunities in the back.
A Mu's dad: So Ahai won't win.
Tuohai Dad: That depends on the last five hairpin bends.
Off-site commentary: It's almost time for the fifth hairpin turn 86 to stop slowing down. It is impossible to bend 86 at this speed. The inward bend is too high. Can GTR catch up with the remaining five hairpin bends? GTR won the race at a speed of 86 miles.
2. Zhong: When will Gao play with me?
Takahashi Ryousuke: If you win, I will race with you.
Zhong: Mountain road.
Takahashi Ryousuke: This is the downhill route all over Japan. Starting from tomorrow, you start from the south, and I start from the north, and compete with drivers on different mountain roads to see who wins the most.
Zhong: Don't you want to go to the racetrack?
Takahashi Ryousuke: Is the runway or mountain road fun?
Zhong: I think it's time for us to play.
Takahashi Ryousuke: Not yet.
Zhong: Why?
Takahashi Ryousuke: Do you want to hear something unpleasant?
Zhong: Go ahead.
Takahashi Ryousuke: I just got in your car. I find that every time you turn a corner, it's unnatural, don't you think? Although your GTR is very powerful, the front of it is very heavy, and there are so many sharp bends in the famous Akiyama. Push your head every time you turn a corner, especially the last five hairpin bends. You're not sure about the best route every time. Unless you can overcome this problem, you can't beat my FC.
4. Off-site commentary: The car going up the mountain has stopped all the roads and can be driven at any time.
Zhong: Akiyama Cheshen, will you stop playing? You couldn't even turn the corner last time. I'm afraid you will die this time.
A Mu: Do you care? The road is opened by your family. Just find a few people with walkie-talkies and dare to close the road. I'll call the police.
Zhong: Are you sure you're not going?
A Mu: If you leave, I will leave too.
Off-site commentary: Ryunosuke Ryunosuke has an AE86 going up the mountain.
A Mu: The real Akiyama Car God came to Tuohai's father.
Fujiwara Takumi: A Mu.
A Mu: Tuohai, what are you doing here? Where is your father? Uncle is hiding.
Fujiwara Takumi: No, he sent me. What are you doing?
A Mu: Why did you send tofu?
Fujiwara Takumi: No, he asked me to run with GTR.
A Mu: Oh, don't waste time. You can't even turn. You must play with him. You're dead.
Fujiwara Takumi: Don't worry, I've been driving on this road for five years.
A Mu: I know, but it's only been a year since you got your driver's license.
Fujiwara Takumi: I beat him once.
Zhong: You beat me last time.
Fujiwara Takumi: Yes.
5. Fujiwara Takumi: Welcome, sir. What kind of oil do you want?
Zhong: Excuse me, is the car god of Qiu Mingshan the boss here?
Fujiwara Takumi: Sorry, I haven't heard of it.
A Mu: Wow, look, this is a car. Big-tailed alloy wheels. Wow, sports car steering wheel. How much is this car?
Zhong: Excuse me, is this gentleman the car god of Akiyama?
A Mu: I am.
Zhong: Ah, but Akiyama Cheshen should be the boss here.
A Mu: Hey, you're right. He died two years later, and I was the boss ... ouch, it was lightning when I hit my son.
A Mu's dad: I'm sorry.
Zhong: Actually, we are from the Night Boys team. My name is Zhong. I'm here to compete with Tyumen Mountain Car God.
A Mu's father: There is no car god in our famous autumn mountain. If you want to worship God, there is a Kannonji, which is very clever.
Zhong: Anyway, I will wait for you at the famous Akiyama tonight.
A Mu: The car wash is going to the famous Akiyama tonight.
6. Takahashi Ryousuke: How many stops did * * * win?
Zhong: What about you? Me too.
Takahashi Ryousuke: Who will you play against in the future?
Zhong: Why don't we go for a run first?
7. Fujiwara Takumi: Can I help you?
Zhong: You can't help me. I'm looking for a fat car god.
A Mu: Che Shen, what do you mean? You laughed at me, right?
Zhong: I lost to an AE86 last night. His car drifted around the corner because of inertia. Soon, I only saw that he had a sign of a tofu shop. Do you know if you know who he is, please tell him that I will wait for him in the autumn mountain on Saturday night.
A Mu: You know that God was once a man, but he did something that people couldn't do, so he became a god. A year ago, the principal was that bitch. She kicked me out of school. She told me that she said A Mu, you might as well not be called A Mu, but you might as well call yourself a loser. Then I thought about it. I want the whole world to know that I, A Mu, am not a loser. I want to be a driver for one year. I was already the boss of the famous SpEEDSTAR team in Akiyama.
Fujiwara Takumi: Well, didn't you get your driver's license last year?
A Mu: Well, it shows that I am a genius. It's simple. Let's take drifting as an example. Why do you think it's handsome to float around holding hands and braking?
Fujiwara Takumi: Won't the car ... slow down?
A Mu: Then how do you say floating?
Fujiwara Takumi: You step on the gas pedal, and then when you turn, don't turn too slowly ... ouch.
A Mu: You drove too early, so that even the driver and passengers fell to their death. Forget it. I don't blame you. I have your driver's license. You haven't touched the steering wheel. How about joining my team?
Fujiwara Takumi: Well, I don't have a car.
A Mu: You don't have to drive to help me wash the car. Think about how promising I am driving and washing cars. Come on, brother, dry the milk. What's good and high in calcium and protein? What is the most important thing for a driver? What are his eyes?
Love words beginning with the English letter d
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
Don't cry, I'm here just for you.
Don't cry, you have me!
Do you have a map-I'm still waiting for you here because I'm back. ...
Honey, if you are tired and hurt from going out to play, come back. I'm still waiting for you here. ......
Honey, you know I love you until the end of time.
Honey, you know, I love you until the end of time.
Distance brings two hearts closer together.
Distance brings the distance between two hearts closer.
Forever dear wife.
Forever dearest wife.
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