The old farmer's joke

Joke about the old farmer: An old farmer was hoeing in the field, a crow flew over and shit fell on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "Cao, you mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "Cao! You shit and wear underpants! "

1. A reporter went to the countryside to interview and saw an old farmer smoking against a tree.

Reporter: Can I interview you?

The old farmer said; All right!

Reporter; Grandpa, what is the most embarrassing thing in your life?

Old farmer: One winter, my neighbor lost his sheep, so we helped him find it. I found it late because it was too cold. We dried the sheep alone. ...

Reporter: ... what is your happiest thing?

Old farmer: One winter, the village chief's wife was lost, and we helped him find it. I found it late because it was too cold. We fucked his wife alone. ...

The reporter asked again: What is the most painful thing in your life?

The old farmer leaned against the tree, took a deep breath and said, that winter … I lost it ~ ~! !

2. An old farmer went to town: "I have long heard that the bus is fast, so come and sit today!" So he heard the car say, "Please get on at the front door". He got on the bus and paid a dollar. As soon as he sat down, he heard "please get off at the back door" and he got off at once. Look around, it's still that station. "The bus is very fast, and it has already circled the city in a blink of an eye!"

There was an old farmer who went to the hospital for the first time because of hemorrhoids. At the registration desk, the doctor asked him what department he was looking at. The old farmer is not clear. The doctor explained, "If you look out, you will fail the operation. If you look inside, you will hang up the internal medicine department. "

The old farmer thought for a moment and said, "I don't care."

4. An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan.

The old farmer roared at the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! Dare to run a red light? "

After a few steps, the donkey knocked down another fruit stall and lost 20 yuan.

The old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are an industrial and commercial city manager? Whose stall do you want to smash? "

The old farmer led the donkey home and passed a meadow. The donkey chewed the grass and was punished in 30 yuan.

The old farmer was so angry that he scolded, "Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside? Where to eat? "

After the old farmer scolded him, he took the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink.

The old farmer was angry: "Do you think you are rich and don't drink without a young lady?"

The donkey turned and ran, drying a fishing net on the shore, and the donkey broke it. Fishermen claim compensation from 500 yuan.

Tears welled up in the old farmer's eyes. "Do you think this is China Telecom? Does it cost so much to surf the internet? "

5. An old farmer went to town to do business. I drank too much wine at noon and felt warm all over.

Stroll home after dinner In the early spring sunshine, he felt that the fur coat of the big sheep could not be worn, so he took it off and put it on his shoulder.

Soon the big fur coat slipped from the shoulder and tripped at the foot.

I don't know what it is, but he looked down and was overjoyed: whose big fur coat was lost on the road, and I just found it.

Then he picked up a big fur coat and put it on his shoulder, and continued to walk home. Soon, the big fur coat slipped from the shoulder and tripped at the foot.

He looked down and said, another big leather coat. I'll pick it up, too He picked up the big fur coat, put it on his shoulder and walked home.

The big fur coat slipped down from the shoulder again and tripped at the foot. He wondered: Who lost such a big fur coat? Then you have to pick it up.

Then he picked up a big fur coat, put it on his shoulder and walked on. The big fur coat fell off many times along the way.

When the old farmer came home, his wife asked, "Where's your big fur coat?"

He said happily, "Don't ask, you forgot. I bought a lot of big fur coats on my way back. I don't know who lost them. I think they are too heavy. I didn't pick up the last one. "

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