Who has a joke! That's ridiculous!

Let me also talk about a soldier.

When it was said that there was a reconnaissance class training, the instructor said that it began to hide below, and you should all hide in 10 minutes after I turned around.

10 minutes later, the instructor turned around and the soldiers disappeared. Suddenly, a man fell from the tree. The instructor was very angry.

Q: What's the matter with you?

The soldier said, listen to me, instructor. I was just hiding in a tree. A snake went in from my left trouser leg and out from my right trouser leg. I didn't move. But two squirrels came again, one from my left trouser leg and the other from my right trouser leg. I didn't move either, but I couldn't stand what they said to me in the middle.

One squirrel said to the other, Hey, man! Here are two walnuts. Let's kill them! !