I want a brain teaser or a joke＾＾－＾＾

01. During those days, we walked quietly on the small road in our hometown, and you lowered your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Hey, you are beautiful and clean! He also praised me: What a good boy, he came out to herd pigs at such a young age!

02. Dear, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn't want to kill a few more pounds of pigs?

03. The moment I made up my mind to leave, your helpless crying and heart-rending pain behind me made me instantly understand how much I love you, and I suddenly turned around and cried. Holding you tight: I won’t sell this pig!

04. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you can’t see me. The pig said: What if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching? !

05. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest is in chaos. Mother Pig arranges for the big pig to block the door! Erzhu, go block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.

06. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size.

07. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplars can; not every pig can receive text messages, But you did it

08. The tortoise and the hare are racing, and the pig is the judge. Do you think the tortoise or the hare is faster?

09. There will be a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that a big pig will fly over the sky. It’s a pity that I have to go to bed, and you will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!

10. Please touch your red and tender face first, and then touch your belly! good! This concludes this pig raising knowledge lecture, see you tomorrow!

11. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at -20°C. The penguin died the next day, but the pig was fine. Why? You don’t know? By the way, the pig doesn’t know either!

12. When Tang Seng took his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"