Tell a few super funny jokes to ease your mood.

1. The most popular cottage life in contemporary society: itchy scalp after washing in the morning. Take a closer look: soft! Soak a bucket of instant noodles in Kangshuaifu and smoke a cigarette to relieve boredom. After breakfast, put on Baoxinwu's coat, including a big white milk-free candy, and go downstairs! Walking into a Fule supermarket, the goods are dazzling: Yulaoji, Wawa Ha, Maibo Robbery, Wu Meng ... and ugly grain liquid! The chicken on the back of the supermarket is also open. ...

Anonymous netizens posted 4 comments on June 1 1 and 2065438 for 7574 times. There are five hilarious classic homophonic jokes in the joke encyclopedia.

1. We work in a hotel. One day, the guest in the room (Mandarin is not standard) called the waiter (a pure little girl): "Waiter, send me a box of jasper. Later, the guests looked at the box of chicken wings she sent, which was a mess. " 2. A foreigner took a ticket from 50 yuan and waved it in front of the conductor: See it? Have you seen it? ..... buy a ticket. ...

Published by anonymous netizen on June 7, 20 12, and clicked 18006 times. This is a shocking love joke.

The old teahouse was released on August 20th11,August 3rd1,click 15 1329, and comment 16. A collection of hilarious jokes that happened to students.

1 1 On the plane, a young man and an old man sat side by side. Young man: "Excuse me, what time is it?" Old man: "I can't tell you. If I tell you what time it is, you will thank me. " . In this way, once the chatterbox is opened, it is not easy to end it. After a while, we will get off the plane together. When we get to the airport, please invite me into the cafe again, and I'll invite you to my home. ...

Father teaches his son to read. When he learned the word "Tian", he asked him, "What's on your head?" The son thought for a moment and said, "Hair." "What about the hair?" "The roof." "On the roof? & registered dietitian ...

1, one day, a driver was robbed while driving, and the roadblock said, "Get off! ! "The barricade added," Do 100 push-ups. " The driver was forced to obey and said, "I've never seen you rob the road like this." After that, the robber said, "Make another 500." The driver did it again. After that, the driver has no limbs. ...

1. A classmate received a short message from a liar, which read: "Dad, my boyfriend and I got a room and were taken away by the police. We need money. Please remit 2000 yuan to XX account. This is someone else's mobile phone number. I'll tell you when I get out. " . After reading the reply: Let's talk about it when I find your mother. 2. Mr. A studies very hard, and he has to light candles to continue his study after the lights out in the dormitory, which affects his roommate's rest. ...