Who has a classic connotation joke?

One day, Xie Guangkun, Liu Neng and Zhao Si were kidnapped by robbers. The robber asked the three of them to go to the orchard to find three kinds of fruits. Liu Nengxian found an apple, and the robbers asked him to put it in his anus. He failed, and the robbers killed him. Xie Guangkun picked three grapes, and the robbers made him do the same thing. Just as he stuffed the third grape, he broke the grape clip with a smile. The robbers also killed him. When he arrived in hell, the king of hell asked him, don't you laugh? Xie Guangkun said indignantly, I don't want to laugh either, because I saw Zhao Si coming out with a big watermelon in his arms.