The emperor always "speaks amazingly" and finally dies because of a drunken remark!

Emperor Sima Yao, Xiao Wudi, was a relatively successful emperor in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. He has two hobbies in his life: one is drinking and the other is joking.

He is a heavy drinker and his jokes often make people dumbfounded. One day, Sima Yao ordered a banquet in Yanshoutang. Sima Yao drank a little too much. He stood up, raised his glass and said, "Dear Qing, tell me, how can I govern the country?"

Some sycophants in Wang Zizhong saw an opportunity. Scrambling to answer: "Only when our Lord governs the country can we surpass the five mountains of Mount Tai."

Sima Yao seems dissatisfied. He smiled and encouraged, "Can I compare with any ancient emperor?"

Because there were so many excellent emperors in ancient times, I didn't know who was more interested in the emperor's taste, so I was a little silent for a while. Fortunately, Qingzhou secretariat is smart, aiming at the opportunity, and loudly answering: "Your Majesty's literary talent is superior. Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu is only worthy to be your apprentice, and Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang can only look at the back of your head and sigh. "

Sima Yao smiled and immediately announced that he would give Qingzhou thousands of acres of fertile land and thousands of silks. The princes were surprised. Who would have thought that a compliment would get so much in return? They beat their chests and feet, regretting that their mouths were too slow, which delayed a lot of income.

Qingzhou secretariat listened to the words of the emperor, but also dumbfounded. He quickly fell to his knees and kowtowed like garlic: "Thank you, Lord Long En! Lord Xie Longen! "

Unexpectedly, Sima Yao smiled when he saw it. "You're welcome, ai qing. I was joking just now. Although I have drunk too much, my heart is as bright as a mirror. I love you with lies, so I will repay you with lies. This is called reciprocity. "

Sima Yao "say that finish, immediately burst into laughter in the class, Qingzhou secretariat in distress situation.

Sima Yao is often satisfied with his creativity of joking on different occasions without knowing it. The tragedy of his fate has penetrated into his jokes.

One day in September 396 AD, Sima Yao and his beloved Zhang Guiren were drinking in the official residence and asked Zhang Guiren to accompany him. Zhang Guiren, a heavy drinker, declined politely. Sima Yao looked gloomy and joked, "If you dare to disobey orders today, I will convict you!" Zhang Guiren's pet got up and retorted, "I just don't drink." Look what your majesty sentenced me to! Sima Yao got up and sneered, "You were made a noble because of your beauty. Now your beauty is not as good as before. Tomorrow, I will abolish you and choose another new person. " Speaking of which, he vomited again, and quickly helped Sima Yao into the bedroom and put him on the bed.

Sima Yao was just joking, but it was a bolt from the blue for Zhang Guiren. When she thought that her appearance was going downhill, she was angry and hated at the moment and immediately killed her heart. When she saw that Sima Yao was asleep, she covered his face with a quilt and carried a heavy object on his body. Sima Yao struggled and was finally suffocated alive.

You are the number one in the world, you can be called young and promising, but you were killed by a joke. Sima Yao's tragedy can't help sighing!