Are there any sketches about breaking up?

Woman: What have you been doing for so long?

m: I went to buy something.

female: I'm freezing to death. I have something to tell you. Guess what it is.

m: how can a boy guess a girl's mind? You won't take me to see * * *?

female: shall we break up?

man: huh? Not good!

female: please break up with me. I'm really convinced.

man: why did you break up with me after you took me? Serving me should be to worship me and be willing to be with me.

female: I really admire you, not for worship, but for you!

m: wood is a plant, and I am an animal. You can't even tell a plant from an animal.

W: I don't think I have anything to talk about with you.

m: There is no topic in the world. Just mention more.

W: What do you want me to tell you? Let me give you a very simple example. When I say I want you to go shopping with me, if you are nice, just take me to the street. Shopping is a shopping mall. Do you understand?

M: Then you should talk about shopping, not shopping. Shopping is shopping street, but you don't understand.

W: Do you have to explain everything to you before you can understand it?

m: how can I understand if you don't explain it? Language is a communication channel between people, so how can it be so-so?

W: Well, we break up now. Yours, understand?

m: I see, but I don't care.

W: What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

man: you should not.

W: You tell me, I will definitely change it.

m: I like that you are unreasonable, unreliable and bad. Can you change it?

female: I ... I ... how can I change? I've been like this since I was a child. You're giving me a hard time.

m: well, the breakup will wait until you change it.

W: Forget it. I can't make sense with you. I'll go first.

man: hey … don't go, it's not over yet.

female: I beg you to leave me alone. I really don't have the same language as you.

M: People from China don't speak the same language, and I don't speak English. Why don't they speak the same language? And I can understand what you said. We still have the same language.

female: according to what you said, I have the same language as all the people in China?

m: wrong! Do you know Mongolian, Tibetan and Korean?

female: I like someone else.

m: what is he inferior to me?

female: it's not as good as anywhere.

m: what do you like about him, since he is inferior to anyone else?

W: What are you worse than him?

m: it seems that you don't listen to me carefully because you don't have the same language. That's your problem. You can't break up with me because of this.

female: please, you are a good man, and I am a bad woman. I don't deserve you. I'm ugly, I'm vicious, I'm nothing, you're perfect, will you give me a way out?

man: it is an indisputable fact that I am a good man, and you are a bad woman, so you are so bad. You don't deserve me. I can make do with it. Just don't be scary when you are ugly.

female: I will break up with you for whatever I say today.

m: I have to break up with everything I say today, so let's talk about tomorrow, and I can't say goodbye if I finally find someone.

female: ok, I won't break up!

m: why don't you divide up again?

female: I serve you!

man: but just now you persuaded me to share it with me.

female: I changed my mind, ok?

m: why are women so fickle?

female: you! I have died at your hands in my life!

m: I think I'm a highly educated person, and I wouldn't do something as vulgar as killing people. Your guess is unlikely.

W: Seriously, did you have a puncture when you were a child?

M: No, I was always healthy when I was a child. The kindergarten teacher said I could take the Peking University exam.

female: Peking university? Your teacher is really lying!

m: my teacher is not blind. I know this very well because she is my grandmother.

female: you! You are cruel!

m: are we going to talk about the breakup just now?

female: I'm hungry. Let's eat first!

man: oh, it's so cold. Shall I take off my clothes for you?