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There are many funny classic jokes, and all of them are below. You will laugh after reading it.

1. Classic funny anecdote of primary school. When I was in the fifth grade of primary school, I peeked at a martial arts novel in the self-study class, and I was caught by the teacher and confiscated. The next day, the teacher looked tired and gave me the book and said, "This is the first episode. What about the next episode? " Bring it to me tomorrow. "The office is very beautiful. Sister, walk in front of me. I kindly reminded "Sister, your zipper is open. "My sisters looked at their crotch and looked at their faces blankly. Sister, it's a bag zipper.

I laugh at the internet every day. I saw a bear Haizi on the roadside last night, skipping rope and counting while jumping. I was exhausted. I went up to him and asked him, "How many children have you skipped?" He said, "It's 250." I said it was good and awesome, and I left. I took two steps and heard him continue counting: "260,270,280!" " "

3. Funny jokes on Valentine's Day. On Valentine's Day, the father said to his daughter, You are my last lover, and I will wait for you at the school gate. Let's spend Valentine's Day together. "I want to paint, so I don't have time to accompany you," the daughter replied. "Then I will wait forever." Dad still insists! At this point, the daughter looked into her father's eyes and calmly replied, "Don't mention the last life!" " !

4. Taking my three-year-old son for an injection, the little nurse teased him and said, Did the child go to kindergarten? Can you sing? Sing a song for aunt! ! The baby said, I can't sing, I can recite poems. Then recite a poem for my aunt. The baby said: at noon that day, the nurse was really hard, holding a small broken needle all morning.