Ask for an old horror joke and forget it now.

At midnight, a taxi driver picked up a woman. The woman complained that the clothes were too tight, and the driver asked her when she bought them. The woman said, "I bought it before I died." The driver fainted when he heard it. The woman looked puzzled and said, "What's the matter? I bought this before I gave birth to a child. " (I don't know if it is, maybe the version is different)