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Don't joke with your mother casually.

My mother reminded me to call home for my sister-in-law's birthday. When the phone rang, the other side was having a lively dinner, and I heard my nieces and nephews singing Happy Birthday for their mother, so my mother was a little absent-minded when she called me. I called several times and she ignored me, so I wanted to play a joke on her. I pretended to be angry and said, "Hum! You only care about cooking for my sister-in-law. I'm starving. You don't care about me. You don't care about me at all! "My mother said helplessly," You are not at home. How can I care about you? Go and eat by yourself. "I just walked under the dormitory building, so I said," I know, let's celebrate your family reunion. I, an outsider, will find food myself. I'm hanging up. "Say that finish just hang up, also didn't look at the phone. Because it was just a joke, I forgot to say that. I ate, drank and looked at the tablet that night and fell asleep.

the next morning, I turned on my mobile phone, and WeChat opened a lot of messages. I saw that all of them were sent by my mother, and the time was after eleven o'clock last night and five o'clock in the morning. First, a red envelope of 52, and then a paragraph: Baby, where are you? Did you eat dinner? Why don't you talk to me? Mom loves you, why are you always angry? Seeing this information scared me to sleep, so call her back quickly. I smiled and said in a hurry, "mom, what are you thinking?" I'm not angry. I was joking with you last night. How can you take it seriously? "My mother answered me very grievance:" How do I know you are joking? I didn't see your face. "Said for a long time to coax her.

I suddenly realized that because I'm alone outside now, I don't always stay with my mother, so I can't just tell some jokes.

In the past, when watching martial arts dramas, there was always such a picture, in which the male host or female host vaguely swore with tears:

"If I do anything, I will be thunderstruck, and it will not be good ..." In the middle of the words, I was covered with my mouth: "I believe you! I believe you! I forbid you to curse yourself like this, 555 ... "Every time I see this, I always scoff and bring so much melodrama. However, it is true that drama comes from life.

I used to go to school, but sometimes I didn't want to go to school, so I shouted, "Ah! I wish I had a fever or something, so I don't have to go to school. "Say that finish this sentence, always to my mother a supercilious look, she called me worthless. Sometimes I go too far, get angry with my mother, think she doesn't care about me, and yell at her: "Hum! Just let me die, it's none of your business, and I'll starve to death and go out and be killed by a car! "When I was a child, I didn't know how vicious this sentence was to my mother, so when my mother cried, I froze. How could I be so bad that my superman mother cried? Yes, in my impression, my mother is Superman, and she has no tears. I was wrong, my mother was very fragile, especially when I said something to curse myself or did something to hurt myself, my mother couldn't beat or scold me, but cried.

after that, I will never joke with my mother or deliberately annoy her with my personal safety.

I was alone outside, and I was just fine when I was sick last time. My mother was very distressed and blamed herself for not taking good care of me. No wonder she is sensitive when I say that she doesn't care about me. Well, put this joke in the cold, and it can't be played again.

Never doubt a mother's love for her children, otherwise, it will really cut a hole in her heart.