Mystery joke story

Reasoning Joke Story

Reasoning, logic refers to one of the basic forms of thinking, which is the process of deriving a new judgment (conclusion) from one or several known judgments (premises) , including direct inference, indirect inference, etc. Below I bring you a mystery joke story, you are welcome to read it.

The first story: Penguin meat

I was eating at a friend’s house and asked my friend what kind of meat he was eating. The friend said it was penguin meat. , he burst into tears and committed suicide. Why?

The second story: Train hopping

A man took a train to see a doctor in a neighboring town. After seeing the doctor, he was completely cured. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and the man jumped off the train and committed suicide. Why?

The third story: Waterweed

A man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the man hurriedly jumped into the water. He went to look for her, but couldn't find his girlfriend. He left sadly. A few years later, he returned to his hometown and saw an old man fishing. There were no aquatic plants on the fish that the old man caught, so he asked the old man why there was no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said that water plants had never grown in this river. When the old man said this, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

The fourth story: The story of the funeral

There are three mothers and daughters. The mother died. The two sisters went to the funeral. The younger sister met a handsome man at the funeral. And fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him no matter how hard she looked. Then a month later, the younger sister killed her older sister. Why?

The fifth story: Half a match

There was a man who died head-down in the desert. There were several suitcases scattered around him, and the man was holding them tightly in his hand. Holding half a match, reason about how this person died?

The sixth story: Sawdust all over the floor

There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. Now the circus only needs one dwarf. The shorter the better. . The two dwarfs decided to compete with each other to see who was shorter, and the taller one committed suicide. However, the day before the agreed height comparison, the blind dwarf, the short dwarf, had committed suicide at home. Only wooden furniture and sawdust all over the floor were found in his home. Why did he commit suicide?

The seventh story: A knock on the door in the middle of the night

A man lived in a hut on the top of the mountain and heard a knock on the door in the middle of the night. He opened the door, but there was no one there, so he went to sleep. After waiting for a while, there was another knock on the door. I went to open the door, but there was still no one. This happened several times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, and the police took away the man at the top of the mountain.

Answer

The first story: Penguin Meat

The answer is: A few years ago, the man and a friend went out to play and got shipwrecked and drifted to an island. superior. All the food was eaten, and I was almost starving to death. My friend went out to find something to eat and brought back roasted penguin meat, and his leg was injured while catching penguins. After eating the penguin meat, he regained his strength and continued walking with his friend. His friend refused to eat penguin meat and starved to death. Now that he has eaten real penguin meat, he knows that his friend cut off the meat from his own leg and roasted it for him to eat.

This story tells us: sometimes the best friends can also lie with good intentions.

The second story: Jumping the train

The answer is: This man had eye disease since he was a child and could not see. He just went to the doctor to cure the eye disease. He had never seen a tunnel before, and suddenly his vision went dark. He thought he was blind again and could not withstand the blow, so he committed suicide in despair.

This story tells us: People with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when passing through tunnels.

The third story: Waterweed

The answer is: A few years ago, when he jumped into the water to find his girlfriend, his legs got entangled with something, so he tried his best to He kicked hard and finally got rid of those things. He thought it was waterweed at the time, but now he finally realized it was his girlfriend's long hair.

This story tells girls: Don’t let your hair grow long when you go for a walk by the river with your boyfriend.

The fourth story: The story of the funeral

The answer is: Because the man only appeared at their family’s funeral, if the sister wants to see the man again, she can only let the family see her again. A funeral was held for a dead person, so she organized another funeral so that her sister could see him.

This story tells us: Handsome people should not attend other people’s funerals.

The fifth story: Half a match

The answer is: A few people were traveling in a hot air balloon. When passing through the desert, the balloon leaked, which was very dangerous. Everyone threw all their luggage down, but it still didn't work, so they had to throw one more person down. Everyone decided to get a few matches, and whoever drew half of them would be thrown out. The poor guy got the short match and that's what happened.

This story tells us: When taking a hot air balloon ride, you should prepare a long match in your pocket just in case.

The sixth story: Sawdust all over the floor

The answer is: because another dwarf saw off the legs of all the furniture in the short dwarf’s house. The short dwarf couldn't see, and when he touched the furniture, he suddenly became much shorter. He thought that he had grown taller, that he had lost his competitive advantage, and that his livelihood was no longer secure. From now on, his performances would no longer be on the box office charts, and everyone would no longer shout hysterically with excitement after watching his performances. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.

This story tells us: When you think that your recent work efficiency is higher and your progress is faster than others, you need to find out whether your colleagues have gone out to eat roast lamb legs and watch fireworks.

The seventh story: Knocking on the door in the middle of the night

Answer: Because his door was on the edge of a cliff, and the door opened outwards, and the man finally climbed up. As soon as he opened the door, the man was pushed down by the door. Died like this several times.

This story tells us: Even if you have an iron shirt and good kung fu, you should still consider starting from the window when asking for help.

Extended reading

1. Garbage

I am a garbage transfer handler.

Day after day, the daily work is boring——

As the garbage trucks drive to residential areas, they take away the garbage that they have sorted and sorted for concentration. deal with.

This is the seventh time.

It’s still the same woman.

The body is stooped and the eyes are empty.

The tattered strips of cloth wrapped around her body, as if she were tied up.

Is she a tramp? Or a poor widow from a certain family?

What interests me more than her identity is the black bottle dripping with dark red liquid she is carrying. trash bag.

Every time, she would stand in that position before the garbage truck arrived.

Waiting for the pile of garbage to be collected before leaving with peace of mind.

Although, out of curiosity, I never opened the foul-smelling black plastic bag.

It’s not that I’m afraid of seeing something terrible and shameful.

But the woman kept staring at me.

Only at that time did I feel that she was indeed a living being with a soul.

That kind of eyes are extremely penetrating, with bloodshot eyes covering them, staring hard.

It seems to be telling me that it cannot be opened.

Of course I don’t dare to act rashly. There are countless things that have caused disaster because of curiosity.

The day finally arrived.

That day, the woman did not come.

And the black plastic bag was lying quietly on top of the garbage pile.

After checking again and again, the woman did not appear, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

What’s more important is that at this time, my extreme curiosity is about to burst my chest.

I opened it carefully - the smelly and mysterious black plastic bag.

After opening it, I found:

The woman was still staring at me, as always.

2. Milk powder

She took out a can of milk powder.

After opening it, insert your fingers into the milk powder.

Pull it out, suck it, and lick it clean.

This is a special hobby of hers, she only does this at home.

She really couldn’t resist the taste of liquefied powder, and she would eat milk powder like this almost every time she watched TV or had nothing to do.

Sometimes to exaggerate, I can eat half a can a day.

She was lying on the sofa, licking her left hand and looking at her phone with her right hand.

Finally, he didn’t call again today.

In fact, thinking back carefully, there is nothing wrong with him.

Even when he found out about his special habit of eating milk powder, he didn’t react too exaggeratedly.

However, she just didn’t like that about him.

Normally she was fine, but when they got into an argument, he would emit such a fierce energy that it would scare her half to death.

Her friends have been telling her behind her back that people like that are very extreme and can do anything if they go crazy.

She didn’t care. Anyway, until the breakup, he only made phone calls and sent text messages, and did not take any drastic actions.

It’s okay now and there is no contact.

It’s just that she doesn’t understand two things.

1. A text message he sent: How I want to become one with you...

2. Today’s milk powder tastes a bit...weird?

3. Promotion

I am bored watching TV at home.

The doorbell suddenly kept ringing.

I looked into the cat’s eyes and saw an extremely ugly woman.

Originally, she wanted to pretend that she was not at home, but she held on for too long.

“Who are you looking for?” I asked across the wall.

"Hello sir, I want to sell you a product, I..."

"I'm not interested!"

Before she finished speaking , I interrupted her.

"Sir, I'm sure you'll be interested!"

"Get out!"

The next day, I was sleeping.

The doorbell works.

I walked to the door impatiently.

Outside the door is a sweet-looking woman.

I quickly opened the door.

"Excuse me, what's the matter?"

"This is what I want to sell you."

4. Barbecue

I was discharged from the hospital a few days ago and I am so worried.

I got an injection in my tongue. The doctor said it was for anesthesia or something, which made me talk a little bit loudly.

But that’s not the most annoying thing.

The doctor told me not to eat spicy food these days.

Exactly, it’s just inflammation or something.

It’s rare that I’m discharged from the hospital, so I must have some fun with my brothers.

In the evening, I came to the barbecue stall with my brothers.

As soon as I sat down, I immediately asked the boss for 50 skewers of mutton.

Because he has a big tongue, everyone laughed at the sound he made.

Make them laugh.

They really don’t know that the aroma of the barbecue is really heavenly for me, who has been eating a meager diet for a few weeks.

As soon as Xiao Wang was about to get up, I knew what was going on.

Turn around and shout to the boss:

"Boss! Too much cumin, no cumin, no money!"

Xiao Wang is famous Cumin Control, I knew what he was doing as soon as he stuck his butt out.

This roar was laughed at by the brothers because of his big tongue.

But compared to their smiles, I still focused on the freshly roasted lamb.

After eating a few skewers of mutton, the smell is beyond words.

I just don’t know why.

Today’s mutton is a little too chewy?

5. Trumpet

Grandma told me not to go to the basement.

But I want to know what that sound is about.

——That sound like a trumpet.

The sound day and night.

Today, grandma went out and hasn’t come back yet.

I am playing alone in the house.

Suddenly I heard that voice again.

I couldn’t help but quietly opened the basement door.

Then I walked down the basement steps.

One step.

Two steps.

Three steps...

But I didn’t see the speaker.

Grandma pulled me out.

She scolded me loudly.

Grandma has never tried to scold me loudly.

I am very sad.

I cried.

Woooooh...

Grandma touched my head.

Grandma told me not to go to the basement again.

Then she gave me a cookie.

The cookies are delicious.

I feel much better.

I was so good that I didn’t ask my grandma:

Why those brothers and sisters can make sounds like trumpets.

6. Cleaning

He reorganized his thoughts.

I still don’t seem to believe what happened last night.

Looking at the photo with my wife on the desk beside the bed.

He seemed to still have lingering fears and a little regret.

Making sure he calmed down, he immediately put on his gloves.

The first place to clean is undoubtedly the bathroom.

This is the hardest hit area.

Whether the police will find out basically depends on this.

He wiped every inch carefully, repeating it back and forth.

It is considered complete when no trace can be seen at all.

The second place is the kitchen.

When I did it last night, the knife was covered with various evidences.

In addition to the blood, there are also a lot of meat residues remaining on it.

Every time he wiped it, he blamed himself from the bottom of his heart.

Why was he so impulsive at that time?

Thinking of this, he opened the hidden photo album on his phone.

The above is a photo of him and another girl.

…Because he was worried, he cleaned every corner of the house again.

In this situation, the most important thing is to be foolproof.

The body was dismembered into several parts.

Packed in several large black plastic bags.

The plan is to put it in my car, transport it to a deserted place and throw it away.

After returning home, he was still nervous.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

This moment has finally come, he thought.

He slowly opened the door.

The woman smiled and asked him:

Have everything been cleaned?

He said with a trembling voice:

Wife, I'm back...

7. Toilet

He pressed the flush button, and with the sound of the water pumping system churning, he smiled...

Three months ago.

She carefully fished out the half-floating cigarette butt from the toilet.

"Throwing the cigarette butt into the toilet again..." She muttered in a low voice, but when she got up, she was frightened by him standing behind her.

"The toilet is very convenient. Everything can be flushed away by pressing the button..." He rubbed his head and smiled wryly.

"Really, don't do this next time..." Before she could finish her words, he hugged her.

The two hugged each other, and he stroked her long hair. She cuddled up happily and had been living together for a month. It seemed that life was as beautiful as she expected.

What she didn’t notice was that he was staring at the toilet and muttering something.

Three weeks ago.

He is unemployed and stays at home all day. After returning home, she looked at the messy environment - full of takeaways and household garbage, and complained softly: "I don't know how to clean it up..."

"It's a woman's job to clean up the room. Something." He was playing the game attentively.

"Making money to support the family is a man's business..." After saying it, she immediately regretted it.

But he still didn’t respond, staring at the screen in silence as always.

Three days ago.

She returned home and found that the house was neat and tidy. She smiled happily and praised him quickly.

"The toilet is very convenient. Everything can be flushed away by pressing the button..." He smiled proudly.

Three hours ago.

The house was in a mess, with wine bottles and cans scattered around.

He made a phone call.

"Can I see you one last time...please..."

Three minutes later.

A strand of hair floats on the surface of the pool.

"The toilet is very convenient. Everything can be flushed by pressing it...if it doesn't flush, just press it again."

He pressed the flush button again.

8. Drugs

I yawned and looked at my watch:

15:00.

It has been so long...

I sat blankly, looking around at the various high-end equipment and equipment in the laboratory.

After getting a Ph.D., it is my dream to join a professor’s team for research.

The professor is an affable person and the research he does is also very humane.

What I appreciate most about him is that he is very good at studying opposite things, which is different from the traditional specialization in one direction.

Today is my guard duty in the laboratory on duty.

Although this task is very simple, since the research at hand is almost done, I can only sit here.

After sitting for a while, I decided to take a stroll.

After playing with the machine a few times, I suddenly found a bottle of medicine.

What is this?

There is about half a bottle of yellow pills left.

I turned the small bottle over and found a very rough description on it:

『Drug M300 final version. Note: Don’t eat it. 』

Yeah, it’s the professor’s handwriting.

The professor is currently working on two projects. I remember one of them is about enhancing brain memory.

I’m just bored, so I’ll give it a try, and I’m just helping the professor with the test.

His medicine will definitely have no side effects.

I took out one and put the small bottle back in its place.

Sitting on the stool, Gulu swallowed the water in a gulp.

Just check the time so you can record it later.

I yawned and looked at my watch:

15:30.

Analysis:

1. The black plastic bag contains the woman’s head; 2. The ex-boyfriend mixed his ashes into the heroine’s milk powder; 3. Because they are the same person But he has different appearances, so he sells human skin masks; 4. Due to anesthesia, he chewed his tongue; 5. Grandma is a pervert, there are imprisoned children in the basement, and the trumpet sound is a mournful whine; 6. , husband and wife are still alive, only the mistress was killed. 7. The male protagonist is a psychopath. He fantasizes that everything can be flushed through the toilet and dismembers the female protagonist. 8. Do you remember? The professor is good at conducting research in the opposite direction. Description of drug M300: Erases the user's memory for 30 minutes. Judging from the fact that there was only half a bottle left, the actor must have eaten a lot. ;