Two-part allegorical saying joke new edition

Three heads are better than one-fall in love with Zhuge Liang

The Eight Immortals crossed the sea-no one came back alive.

A blind man lights a lamp-where he can't.

Sending goose feathers thousands of miles away-the freight is too high

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-broke his skull.

Look in the mirror, pig head-it's you inside and out.

Pigs have onions in their noses-they have a cold and a runny nose.

The Monkey King turned a somersault and fell to his death.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-it was too sweet just now.

There is moonlight in front of the window-the window is not closed properly.

This young monk recites scriptures-he has a lewd heart.

Guan Yu looked in the mirror and blushed.

Fifteen buckets fetch water-the rope is broken.

Toilets or stones splashing public feces.

Write articles with profound knowledge.

Confucius moved-forced to demolish.

Eating Chili by the stove-my head is burning.

Meat buns hit dogs-one is not enough (to eat)

The Monkey King turned a somersault and fell to his death.

Jiang Taigong went fishing-the glutton took the bait.

The tortoise ate the heavy object-he choked to death.

Drive the ducks to the shelves-prepare roast duck

Coptis chinensis soaked in bitter water-fighting bitter with bitter