Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - My girlfriend is ill. What do you say to warm her heart?
My girlfriend is ill. What do you say to warm her heart?
As the saying goes, health is the capital of revolution, and health is the guarantee of success. Congratulations on regaining your capital and feeling safe again. Your life revolution will be a great success!
When you are sick, I feel that the world is lifeless. Get better quickly! You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only people who love each other can understand you.
Honey, my heart really hurts when you catch a cold. You should get better soon.
Dear, I wish you a speedy recovery! You are ill, I am worried! But you should rest more and take medicine on time! The weather is getting cold, please take care and put on more clothes!
I screamed in pain when I was sick, but you couldn't scream when you were sick. Honey, my heart really hurts when you catch a cold. You should get better soon.
Honey, where do you hurt? Let's see a doctor.
Damn cold, although it hurts you, it hurts in my heart. Get well soon. I want to commit suicide. I wish my dear a speedy recovery.
In September, the color is as thick as wine, willow blows in spring, and peach blossoms bloom for a long time. I don't know if I have seen it. Viruses are rare in the world. Don't wander around. Just disinfect and wash your hands. Honey, you should get well soon!
10 I think your illness is also hurting me, so hurry up.
1 1 Honey, you'll catch a cold and get sick without me. I feel very distressed because of you. Be sure to put on more clothes in cold weather, be sure to keep the temperature, and don't be personable.
12 Honey, is your cold better? I miss you so much that you should get better soon. Don't worry me.
13 I heard that you were ill, and I specially made medicine for you, which contained: one gram of sunshine, two grams of fresh air, three grams of happy mood and four grams of my blessing. Drink this medicine quickly, it is full of deep love and deep blessing! You will get better soon!
14 The missing clouds bring my greetings, and the cool breeze brings my blessings. May all your troubles be put aside and all your happiness be with you, and you will be healthy at an early date and have a safe life.
15 frustration is an experience, and illness is a test. There are obstacles in life. If you are stubborn enough to knock over your illness, no one will be smooth sailing. Don't be discouraged by illness, my friend. Life needs to be tempered, strong and healthy.
16 feeling better? Only by taking medicine can I get better. Only after I recover can I go to work and do housework. We can't live without you.
17 "I'm at work now. Forget it. I'll give my boss a leave and go back to take care of you. " Girls won't let you go back. You only need to express your state and feelings and the connection between you and her, not what you think is a reasonable and correct low-cost solution. People don't care about this at all.
- Previous article:How to give a child an elegant, loud and not tacky name?
- Next article:What do girls mean when they say boys have long legs?
- Related articles
- What post bar is better?
- First blush, then red eyes. Who sang it?
- What does the joke League of Legends mean?
- The relationship between my husband and my parents is very bad, what should I do?
- Where is the Zhuang language in Guangxi standard?
- Excerpts from high-level copywriting suggest that you are angry.
- A joke about theft
- Danish joke
- Su Dongpo's interesting story
- Apollo and Artemis