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One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: 1+ 1 What is it? Xiao Ming said: I don't know! The teacher said, "Go home and ask your parents." Who knows this joke?

Version 1:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, so the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents.

Xiaoming went home and asked his mother that she was playing mahjong.

Xiao Ming asks his mother 1+ 1 what is it? Her mother didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said, "Two cakes!" "

Xiao Ming asked his father who was drinking beer: Cool!

Xiao Ming asked his grandfather who was watching TV: the beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

Xiao Ming asked his sister who was on the phone: I'll wait for you downstairs!

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said: two cakes! "

The teacher slapped Xiao Ming. Xiaoming: Cool!

Teacher: Do you know where this is?

Xiaoming: The beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

Teacher: Get out!

Xiaoming: I'll wait for you downstairs!

Version 2:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, so the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents.

Xiaoming went home and asked his mother, who was washing clothes. Her mother didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said, rub!

Xiaoming asked his father who was reading Selected Works of Chairman Mao: Chairman Mao!

Xiao Ming asked his brother who was playing CS: Go Go Go!

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it?

Xiaoming: Shit!

Teacher: Who taught you that?

Xiaoming: Chairman Mao

Teacher: Go to the playground and run ten times!

Xiao Ming: Go, go!

Version 3:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, so the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents.

Xiaoming came home, and his mother was watching a TV series. He asked her what 1+ 1 was?

Mom didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said, go, go, go! Leave me alone!

Xiaoming asked his crazy grandfather: robbery!

Xiao Ming asked his brother who was watching TV: gangster!

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it?

Xiaoming: Go, go, go! Leave me alone!

Teacher: What are you doing?

Xiaoming: Robbery!

Teacher: Who taught you that?

Xiaoming: Gangster boss!