Who can help me find some sentences and jokes about smoking and littering in public places?

If you smoke, tomorrow is a good day to die.

There used to be a pile of cigarettes in front of me. I didn't cherish them, and now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I'll yell "get out" at that damn thing.

Temporary happiness, eternal pain-please don't smoke.

A man smokes in a windy day.

Joke:

1. He said, "If you light one cigarette, you won't smoke three."

But I lit three matches and didn't light them. Then I said, "I don't smoke after seven."

He ordered four more, but before they were lit, they got angry and said, "Never mind, just smoke when you light them."

2. In hell, Zhu Biao met a group of old friends who squatted on the ground, smoking and chatting.

Zhu Biao asked: Why did you come to hell?

I smoke in a restaurant. Had an argument with a non-smoking tea drinker and got into a fight.

Kill with a kitchen knife.

I am smoking, too. I smoked in the park and was prosecuted by law enforcement officers. I tried to escape.

Avoid fines, cross the road, but be killed by a truck.

Zhu Biao: What a coincidence! I smoked too.

Did you die of cancer because of smoking?

Zhu Biao: No, because where I live, smoking is completely forbidden. It is said that it is difficult to survive.

He committed suicide before the prison banned smoking.

A man was smoking in the waiting room, and the manager said to him, "Sir, didn't you see the' No Smoking' sign hanging on the wall?"

The man replied, "Yes, but didn't you see the advertisement" Please wear xxx brand bra "hanging there? Must I abide by it? So I don't care. "