How old are you?

Share a super funny English joke to make you laugh your teeth off.

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on the porch.

"I can't? "I can't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What? "What is the secret of your happiness and longevity?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whisky every week, eat fatty food and never exercise."

"That? "It's amazing," said the woman. "How old are you?

"Twenty-six," he said.

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