Ask for all kinds of funny jokes

1, two farm children were chatting, and one suddenly asked, "Does your cow smoke?" "Are you crazy? How can cows smoke? " "Oh, then, maybe your cowshed is on fire."

Grandpa said, "Today is my birthday." Grandson asked, "What does birthday mean?" "Birthday, that is, grandpa was born today." Hearing this, the grandson opened his eyes wide and said, "Wow, how did you grow so big today?"

3, go to the restaurant to eat, a buddy went to the toilet halfway!

After returning, he mysteriously told us: "The business of this hotel is so good that even the toilet has two tables!"

Just when everyone was wondering, a group of people rushed over, picked up the buddy and hit him.

Of course, we quit and asked them, "He didn't mess with you. Why did you hit him? "

The gang scolded angrily, "why did you hit him?" We had a delicious meal, but this guy went to our private room to pee. "

After several hours of traffic jam, a buddy finally couldn't stand it, only to see him open the car door in a rage, open the trunk and take out a long wooden stick. People in traffic jams looked at him in surprise, only to see him smash a snail to the ground with a big curse, knocking and cursing: "Don't you dare follow me!" " "