Funny and humorous confession (selected 4 sentences)

1. When you are around, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

2. When you are in front of you, you are the whole world; when you are not in front of you, the whole world is you.

3. Although I met you by chance, I can't forget you. Do you know in your heart that I like you deeply?

4. I believe that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.

5. The mountains and rivers are lovely, and everyone loves beautiful women. For the next generation of the motherland, you must fall in love with you.

6. If you want a lovely baby, if you are still hesitating, I will give you some advice-marry me!

7. The world is big, and we know each other, so it's fate to meet each other thousands of miles away. I hope you can continue my destiny.

8. The greatest happiness in my life is that I can let you fall asleep gently every night and wake you up every morning.

9. You asked me how much I love you. The moon represents my heart. You asked me how true I was to you. I would faint without you.

1. I've been stuck in it, and I care too much. I want to keep you, and I can't see the destination of love. My heart will never be calm and satisfied.

11. I am willing to be the sand flowing at your fingertips, and I am willing to be the wind blowing on your face. Let me feel your warmth again.

12. I love you so much, right? This question makes me very tired. I'd rather cry than regret, but I'm afraid my heart will eventually break.

13. There is an invisible pain. This kind of love is still buried in my heart, which makes me miss you more and more, but I can only keep you in my heart.

14. People say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I hope you can give me something in return-let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

15. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is beautiful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

16. I am sure that from now on, you are my only love, and I also know that in this changeable world, you will be the constant love.

17. The peach blossoms faded to residual red, which was too hasty. Good dreams are easy to wake up, and Chun Xue also melts. Tao is not gentle, just remember to join hands with you, lonely without a trace.

18. Make an infinite circle around your current position, which will certainly surround many people who love you, but I believe that I am closest to your heart at this moment!

19. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget you.

2. In the familiar crowd, I can only turn a blind eye to you. In my heart, you are all my horizons, and you are my biggest secret. I can't associate with people.

21. You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiling water, can I soak you?

22. I make the same wish every day so that you can come into my world from now on. When dreams become vows, I believe that one day love will come true because of sincerity!

23. If you are ugly, please call. If you are in poor shape, please call. If you have a bad temper, please call. If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and talk about it in detail.

24. If you like you, you will miss you hard. Like you is to look at you stupidly when I see you. Like you is like the gentle eyes in your eyes and the smile on your mouth!

25. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms. If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast to the world that I just want to give you my true love.

26. A glimmer of love leads to a hoary head, and day after day's thoughts lead to sorrow. Don't blame me for being infatuated. I often see you in my dreams. If you and I are predestined, the peach blossoms will flourish in March, and the consequences in autumn will be sweetest

27. If I am a rose, I will give you fragrance, if I am the sun, I will give you sunshine, if I am a diamond, I will give you eternity, and if I am your love, I will give you everything.

28. The greatest luck in my life is knowing you, but the greatest misfortune is that I can't have you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you won't meet the second person who loves you like me.

29. Think about how beautiful a person is, even if only memories can be used for reference, until one day you and I are old and memories shine in the white hair wind. At least I know clearly that if I think of you, I will smile.

3. I am born to laugh at my heart. I love you sincerely all my life. I am worried that others will chase you, and my work will not be concentrated. When I see you happy, I will always be most sincere to you. The world is a heart.

31. Only you know best in my heart why you can't love me as much as you do. Don't make me feel that if I don't, I will be very tired. I hope it rains in the world, and I am the only one holding an umbrella for you.

32, my heart has been divided into two parts! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let's be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree on the other side. Let's work together for a better tomorrow.

33. Believe in fate, you should admit that there is time and there should be distance, so marry me! Our love is a fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life ...

34. Maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze in winter; Maybe my hand is not gentle enough, but it can also blow away the worldly dust for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you!

35. You are my woman and I am your man. You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

36. If it is still rainy, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I would like to enjoy it with you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

37. I don't know how long my life is. No one can know how much fate there is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I will cherish having you as my girlfriend every second!

38. I want to give you half a rose to represent half my heart, because the other half has been torn apart by you. Tears are the smell that I miss you, and my heart can't be redeemed. If memory is the only answer, I won't forget that I was beautiful.

39. Crazy for you, crazy for you, sad for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless. When you think of me, you think of me, just like a star on a summer night; If you love to forget me, you will forget me, just like forgetting the dream of spring.

4. There are all kinds of customs in the world, but I have a special liking. As long as my heart is still beating, it is because of you. Having you is the highlight of my life, and my confidence comes from your charm. > It must be the fate of past lives, destined to be the love of this life. Otherwise, why do people teach and I fall into your net?