Please make up a short story with a house, a tiger and a rabbit.

Once upon a time, there was a white rabbit. He went to shit with the tiger. The rabbit poops first and waits for the tiger. The tiger's shit is over, too. He asked the rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The rabbit said, "Of course not." The tiger picked up the rabbit, wiped his ass and left.

The white rabbit turned into a yellow rabbit and walked up and down the street. You found him and decided to raise him, so you took him home and beat you up when your wife found out. ..........