Please tell me jokes about Tang Bohu

Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan are good friends. Tang Bohu likes to talk to Zhu Zhishan about picking up girls. Tang Bohu had eight wives at home, so he was proud of it. He often said that there was no woman in the world that he could not handle. Zhu Zhishan half believed it.

One day, Zhu Zhishan told Tang Bohu that there was a widow living in the back mountain. She had been a widow for three years. She regarded chastity as her life and only raised an eagle to depend on each other. If you can deal with this woman, then I, Zhu Zhishan, will help you. You fall into disbelief. Tang Bohu thought about it and asked Zhu Zhishan to come and hear the news in a few days.

Two days later, it rained heavily. Tang Bohu waited until midnight, climbed up the back mountain, and arrived at the door of the widow's house. Tang Bohu knocked on the door and asked, "Can you let me take shelter from the rain?". The widow opened the door, and it turned out to be Tang Bohu, a talented man from the south of the Yangtze River. She quickly let him in. Tang Bohu entered the door and thanked him profusely. Then he asked: "Can you take off all the wet clothes?". When the widow saw that her clothes were all wet, she quickly took the wet clothes to Zao Emperor to dry them. At this time, Tang Bohu asked again: "Sister-in-law, I've been drinking. Can you lend me a ladle so I can drink some water?" The widow quickly gave Tang Bohu a ladle. After Tang Bohu finished drinking the water, she looked at how late it was and asked the widow. : "Sister-in-law, can you let me spend the night here?" The widow thought about it for a while, and it was raining heavily outside the house, so she agreed. He led Tang Bohu into the guest room. Tang Bohu entered the guest room and fell asleep without being polite.

The next day, at dawn, Tang Bohu got up and quietly walked into the yard. Sure enough, he saw an eagle. Tang Bohu grabbed the eagle and plucked out its feathers. Then, without saying hello to the widow, he returned home.

A few days later, Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were playing chess at home. They heard someone knocking on the door. Zhu Zhishan opened the door. It turned out to be the widow. As soon as the widow saw Tang Bohu, she yelled: "Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu, you are a Jiangnan scholar." , a generation of talented people, why do you do such xxxx things? I thought you were quite pitiful that day. You kindly opened the door. If you want to take shelter from the rain, I will let you take shelter. If you want to take off your clothes, I will let you take them off. If you want, "Ladle, I will give you a ladle. If you want to spend the night, I will let you spend the night. Tell me, why did you pluck all my eagle feathers?" Zhu Zhishan was dumbfounded as he listened——