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A little joke about safety

Sam was stopped by the traffic police: Sir, you were speeding. Please show me your driver's license. Ah San roared: What's the matter with you traffic policemen? I just confiscated my driver's license yesterday. I want my driver's license today.

The drunk took a taxi home, stopped the patrol car of 1 10, and shouted, even if it costs one yuan per kilometer, there is no need to write that big!